I am running out of excuses to get out of the house. Please feel free to comment or add to the following list. I'm also thinking about taking up additional hobbies (suggestions please) which won't interest her.


1. Movies she doesn't want to see

2. Billiards

3. Business Meeting

4. Business Dinner

5. Visit Family/Friends (though you actually have to visit in case she checks)

6. Running Errands

7. Pick a fight so you can storm out in a huff (not good too often)

The #1 excuse that works 2-3 times per week is to go to an all male gym or fitness club to work out in order to avoid future strokes and heart attacks. Talk to your doc first and get his or  her agreement, which is easy.

Then, you and other guys form an all male members only club with cards, billiards, and sexy attendants who provide massage and bbjeows, among other delights.

Golf also works two afternoons a week.

Or just tell her you need a real wet sloppy bj from her, or will go out and get one. LOL

It's important to find something you have to go out for 2-3 times weekly that makes sense. You need to set this pattern from the very beginning before marriage.

For the most part, I won't see girls in LA because of this reason.  Too tempting.  Too regular.  Too close to home.  I know I'll slip once and get nailed.  So my ATF is in Canada - 3000 miles away.  Keeps it tough to become all consuming.  But boy do I miss her...

I play drums in several bands, which gets me out of the house for extended periods. I could squeeze in a couple of extra hours for hobbying and she wouldn't know.

I can also take off work early and she would not know, since the only way to reach me at work is through my direct phone line. The building I work in does not have a main number or receptionist. She has come to expect that I probably do not have my cell phone on as well.

My wife works Tues and Wed night, and attends religous meetings for several hours on Thurs and Sunday night. So I got that going for me.

My wife is not interested in doing ANYTHING with me (unless I wanted to join her religous pursuits towards sainthood). We have been barely on speaking terms for the last year. It's not like I am taking anything away from our "relationship". It's all but over. If you are able to use the excuses that you have been using, it sounds like you don't have too good a relationship at home to begin with, which is no doubt why you are hobbying. Are you planning on divorcing eventually? That's where I am heading.

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I need help too. I usually go to the massage parlors during an errand run at work or after work on the way home. This works but the traffic excuse gets old quick. I need a good excuse to go out by MYSELF to spend some good quality time with an escort for a couple of pops. Thant and Im in san bernardini at work so I cant travel t LA for an hour the have an hour appointment then travel back home for an hour. Please help directly at [email protected] Thanks, Joel