For example:

"Your" nothing if not consistent.

When :
No deposit needed,
she doesn't have a sassy mouth,  
all inclusive with NO upselling,
service was worth the money,
and she had a great personality.

finding a reasonably priced hooker with a generous menu, who shows up or doesn't switch the schedule at last minute, and doesn't have too onerous verification requirements in and of itself is a good surprise.  

was a freebee session as a thank you for referring a provider to a good criminal attorney who got her out a jam she was in.  I went for a regular session, expecting to pay, and at the end she told me it was a thank-you gift.  The worst surprise I ever got was an STI.  I have received many things in between, including boxes and boxes of See's candies at Christmas that were regifts originally given to them by their other customers.  

One was a very well know provider from LV who refunded part of her fee because she had such a good time.  That was unexpected.  LOL.  2nd, was a very well known LA Provider who brought a friend in at her cost when we met up.  Again, very unexpected.  I have received other surprises but those were 2 very nice ones.

Once, a few years ago a lady I had seen for a few years surprised me with another gal in the room, she knew I had lusted after for a while. However for several reasons I was only seeing her at the time. We had an awesome afternoon of mutual debauchery for all. I still recall many of the moments, especially my surprise, I believe she did also since the second lady was very bi.

Was a extra no charge 30 minutes that included a mind blowing BJ. Along with getting a second shot out of a old guy.
I will take that any day over a gift bag or any other kind of physical objects. Things come and go. A very special time with a class provider stays with you for a lifetime in your mind !

I also had a couple of complimentary sessions for various reasons.  One really sweet one came from a Provider who I knew for years through her hosting the local TER Meet & Greet.  She was always wonderful, gracious and kind to spend time talking to me though I never booked with her.  Finally, after six years I pulled the trigger for a muli-hour date with her.  Prior to our date she asked me several questions including what was my favorite ice cream flavors.  I gave her three.  She MADE two of them and brought them to our date to enjoy in our room after dinner.  Who does that?  

People don't wonder anymore..  They know exactly why these stupid bitches don't post here anymore..  We drive them out..  And we drive them out of here because they post idiotic and lame shit which are nothing but thinly, and sometimes not so thinly, veiled threADs..  

At least as many would be ecstatic if you dropped off yourself instead of attacking in the manner you do.
In the old days there was banter but the tone of your posts in NOT banter . If Queen were to leave you would most certainly grind the next provider to disparage.

Well said I’m sick and tired of that idiot too. Mr negative type

You are missing the point of my attacks.. Yes.. I attack.. I admit.. I am not going to lie or pretend it's anything else than a vicious attack..  But I don't launch a random attack by starting a thread.. I only attack when they post something lame first..  Go read her threads. 99% of her threads are lame-ass shit that provide no intellectual challenge to the reader.  Hence, I deem them as threADs..   There is a place for hookers to advertise.. It's called the AD board.. And San Diego does have one..  

My clients are my friends & some have been for over a decade. When you receive genuine love it’s priceless. The gifts I have received over the years are amazing. Sorry you have never experienced a true connection. We’re not all here for the same things. Integrity is something you will never have Mr. Joe Blow.

A very long time ago I scheduled with a provider that I had been wanting to see for quite some time.  I made my way to the room after receiving the "head up" text.  When I made my way to the room and entered their were two ladies in the room, the one I was there for and another lady who greeted me.  The lady that I was there to see was getting dressed and her friend who greeted me gave me a hug and a LFK.  Confused I asked what was going on, but quickly figured out that they were trying to pull a fast one on me.  I had specifically reached out to the lady I was there for because she had a massive DDD chest and her look was unique, my guess is that they had done this before and perhaps that was her way of throwing her friend a bone.  I was no-nonsense in those days and was about to leave.  Once the primary girl figured out that I wasn't going for the switch she walked over and persuaded me to stay.  I ended up getting devoured by both the girl I initially reached out to and her newbie friend in a wild 3-some session, at no extra charge.  Afterward she explained to me that something came up with her kid and that she/they weren't trying to deceive me.  Did I believe her? Not really, but it made for an excellent session.

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Mr... Negative Type.. LOL..    What are you, 4?   Did your mommy teach you that? LOL.

I have no problem treating you like a piñata if you are willing to take crap from me..  

Some people like to "dress up" their language in various ways. Maybe she thought your negativity was flamboyantly dressed up as with lamé fabric: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lam%C3%A9_(fabric)

First Of All, I love to surprise my clients by first getting a nice room. Set up some candles and soft music to relax them as well as have some liqour

It looks pretty lamé to me.

I met a lady the other day for the first time and the first surprise was that she went 45 minutes over for an hour appointment. She insisted on giving me a fantastic massage when we were done (after I pointed out the time) and even though I told her I was going to the gym when I left her, she insisted on giving me a loving shower.

GaG used to use the word "cunt" with impunity.  He freely admitted it here:
"I use the words cunt and bitch all the time, but I use them equally as often to describe men I don't respect as well as women. Actually I think I am MORE likely to call a man a 'whiny little cunt' than I am a woman. lol"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/ter-general-board-12/i-prefer-hooker-983651?page=

but the biggest surprise ever is truth:

The man, if we dare call him that, is just an ass.  

Pay him no mind, he spouts off from time to time and idolizes the moon. Me thinks he suffers from either cranial-anal inversion or his tighty whities are too tight.

A long time ago I had scheduled a session with a legend that everyone would know if I shared her name.  We were to meet at my hotel.  She met me in the lobby but instead asked me to go with her.  We had a wonderful late night drive in her convertible, holding hands and getting to know one another.  We arrived in an affluent residential area.  Once there she led me to be specially designed play room with toys,  dance pole, porn, but best of all her girlfriend - a surprise threesome like no other.

surprises was a text giving me the all clear results^^!

and the gal (Who was, unbeknownst to me, about 8 months pregnant.) said that her friend was over and so could we do a threesome, no extra charge?

Most expensive was a backpack from Louis Vuitton  

Good ones: