People have disparaged MP's in some recent posts, and I feel I should come to their defense. I love AMP's. They take the day spa to the next level. For about the same cost as a day spa, you can get the ultimate in pampering from someone not named Sven. You get bathed by a pretty, young Asian woman. You get a steam. You get a professional quality massage. Finally when all your stress has melted away, that same pretty young Asian woman puts a smile on your face. When I go to an AMP, I'm not there just to get laid. I'm there for the whole package. Instead of AMP, we should refer to them as UMPs. Ultimate Massage Parlors.
I like AMP's also, but here in LA, I have yet to find one that has a steam and a bath........
Do you know of any.....??
Much appreciated.....
Sorry, I'm on the other coast. Here in Atlanta all the AMP's have either steam or dry sauna, and most have a VIP room with a jacuzzi. Let me just clarify that by bath I mean sponge bath, but you come out of it feeling like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America.
Try Green Spa in Baldwin Park. They have a steamroom and a sauna. Then they will give you a nice body scrub by the pretty lady.
Thanks for the response guys.....
Bye the way, Shue, is that place pretty sanitary (in the true sense of the word) ??????
Yes, it is clean and sanatary.
I keep reading about AMPs but never have tried one. Would like to. Is there a standard protocol for getting to that smile-on-your-face place? Any advice on proper modes of paying and tipping, and do I get to choose a therapist (and if not how do I go about asking fo a young gorgeous one)? Any other matters anyone might suggest to avoid blowing it my first visit? Any tips on where to go in Milwaukee or Chicago northern or NW suburbs?
The below link is a good description. I too am a fan of AMPs. it is just different from the GFE or PSE experience, although some times you can get those. I just like the attention and treatment as an alternative.
Some places you will get to choose a girl, at some places you can choose to repeat with a girl if you know her name. Sometimes you are greated by a mamasan, sometimes the "next up" girl.
A first time visit can be hit or miss. I think the key is to become enough of a repeat customer that you are recognized as "friendly". As always, kindness and compliments towards the providers work towards "your happiness".
Thanks, and you are the man! Site link is a real public service.
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I can't take credit for this. I saw this on another board. He put it together to answer the "what can I expect" questions, to give guys a better feel...
As for the dreamgirl, I have seen girls that cute and cuter. Good Luck.
AMP's...
In fact, my only question REALLY is... do they service women as well??? I am ON MY WAY 
Anyone wanna join me???
Hugs*
Nicole
I went to an AMP that was in a private home. An old, really nice victorian house.
And one of the rooms had two massage tables in it in front of a stone fireplace. NICE !!!!!!
Larry
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I think it's unfortunate that TER no longer rewards MP posts.
I have been to some where the women and experience are in the 9-10 range with prices under $150, but I have no motivation to share because that will simply make the women more popular, less available, maybe burn them out and raise prices.
The only ones I am likely to post anything about are the really disappointing places, to warn other people away.
I know TER wants to concentrate on web-advertised providers, but I think we miss something by not giving at least minimal credit for MP posts.
T