Good luck.

Another patient// inmate in the mental hospital // jail pressured me into having sex with her, but it was predictably bad sex (rushed, non-sensual, silent, and breif, like two minutes long.)  

I've heard there is a lot of STDs in old folks homes.

are said to have a lot of sex with the crazy mostly female inmates. "Inmates?" is that how they're called? Patients whatever.  
I should have been a nurse or something.

“Working at McDonald’s — 2 years, banging the retarded chick who works the fryalator. She might be retarded, but those titties ain’t retarded!”