The federal government is sending each and everyone of us at least a

$600 rebate.



If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.



If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.

 

If we purchase a computer it will go to India.

 

If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico,

Honduras, and Guatemala.

 

If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.

 

If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan ... and

none of it will help the American economy.

 

The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy

prostitutes, weed, beer, cigarettes, whiskey, and tattoos, since these

are the only products still produced in the USA.



Thank you for your help & please support the U.S.

The last I checked, the Gov't ain't sending me shit...

Hey!

They sent me a free trip to Greece...

however, they call it AMT.

I'm not getting a check but if I was, I have been telling my co-workers that I would get an escort.  
Stimulating the economy!!!!