Have you ever been asked to use a strap-on with one of your clients? If not, would you?
You're not thinking of seeing hookers again...are you? You've been ridiculed by those ingrates too often. And you know that I like my man meat like you...old ugly and fat.
Cheers,
Tony
Yes, I am going to see Hookers.. I'm sorry Tony.. I'm sorry...
Last time we did it, and you know what "it" means and posted the video on Tube8, they started calling me gay.. I'm not gay.. I don't want to be called gay.. I just like guys sometimes..
And then they mocked me.. I went upstairs to my mother, and even she doesn't get it. Yes I will be leaving the basement soon, and will be getting my apartment..More on that later...
I have only decided to see hookers (female) and when I feel like I want to have something up my bung hole, I will take it a strap on..
Its not you Tony.. Its me..
Your bum chum,
Fiddy...
I'm shocked Fidcuof. Tony has just told me that you're thinking of trying women again.
I discussed with Tony and we'll paint his dick green and call it Kermit when you come over. You still plan on Saturday at 5:00...right?
And we really can't wait to see you in you Miss Piggy outfit.
send FIDFRUIT to see Marcus Bachmann to take the cure
Although I am sure Jesus will forgive him, I am left with no other choice but to end this marriage.
I hate you Obama...
Michelle (R-MN)
P.S. Go Adrian Peterson.. !!! You are soo hot.. and strong too..Muah..
You have to try everything at least once to determine whether you like it or not...
i do it all the time and love it.
No, no client's ever asked me to do that. I rarely ever get any unusual requests because I'm not known to cater to fetishes. I have no problem with any of that, but it's out of my comfort zone, and I do prefer to play in my comfort zone.
I enjoy relaxed sessions and I'm actually not comfortable giving a guy step-by-step instructions on how to clean his *. To me, that would be excruciating. As would be pretending it's fun to watch a dildo slide in and out of his butt (hopefully that's the only thing sliding out, ewwww :-S ). I'd probably recommend another woman (there are tons in my area) for whom it's just all part of the routine. I'd think the guy would have a better experience that way, anyway
I had a client ask me once and he already had it. It was very interesting to have the roles reversed. And a lot of work (lol).
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I got all excited, then got there and chickened out lol. Guess it's fun to think about!
Fun role reversal.
Can't wait to strap 1 on and fuck you in the ass !
Will you be making a mold of Tony's ? Ladies don't be shy , and pay attention to the balls . And he's naturally wet so skip the lube !
Your like a kamikaze pilot , I'm just sitting back while you self destruct ! L8r did and don't forget to write the review . Or should they ? Ladies , be fair know 10/10 remember , he da man !!!!!!
If I wanted to take on the male or dominant role, I would just bitch at them like I do here. I don't even use strapons with women, nor have any made that request. More guys have, actually, to which I suggested another provider. I get fked...I do not do the fking.
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