That's about the worse thing I have ever done to my dick. I am rather attached to my dick, and it repays me by working every time I ask it to, even after massive quantities of alchohol. I would never disrespect or damage my favorite appendage by doing anything close to what you posted.

Ok, I will fess up, I have actually fucked more than just one fugly in my life, there were only witnesses once though, so that's the only time that counts. lol

I was a teenager at the time.  It did not go well.

That cat didn't last long.

Now, at my age, I'm reminded of an old limerick (with apologies to Kurt Vonnegut):

There once was a man from Stabul
Who spoke thus to his tool:
"You've stolen my wealth
And ruined my health,
And now you won't come
You old fool!"

"My first piece (of liver) I had in the privacy of my own home, rolled around my cock in the bathroom at three-thirty and then had again on the end of a fork, at five thirty, along with the other members of that poor innocent family of mine."

My late father was a paramedic back in the 80's & early 90's, & I remember one story he told where a young man had stuck a needle in the tip of his dick....and it got sucked right up in there. His excuse was that he had read about it/seen it in a Hustler magazine & it was supposed to do something sexual??.... don't know how they got it out, & I was probably too young to be hearing the story in the first place..hence the look of horror on my mother's face when he told the story...at the dinner table, lol.