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Sucks to be young
spikedUp 25 Reviews 5234 reads
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I thought being 28 and in shape with a sense of style would help!
I'll just dye my hair gray! No more blonde highlights for me.
:-/ Oh well.

Good, bad, and excellent mileage are a curious part of the hobbying life. We are mistaken if we expect that providers will consistently perform the same way with different guys, or even be truthful about it. Some want few details in reviews because then every guy will expect the works, and that's not gonna happen. Examples:

I have a handful of hobbying friends from different age groups, from 30 to 60, from student, to lawyers, to docs, to businessmen, to retired dirty olde men. There are no blobs, pervs, garbagemen, freaks, or repulsive creeps amongst us, I don't think  We often see the same vixens. The varying mileage is nothing if not bizarre. I certainly do not get the best by any means, so I drift toward ladies with whom I do get what I like, and that entails studying the reviews more thoroughly.

Of maybe ten vixi seen by most of us, these are some observations.

The young college guy and professionals, who are certainly the more studly, often get the worst mileage, as in no bbj or fs from the hot college rubdown girls. They do not like young guys, especially their peer college students, so they do not put out for them. Go figure. One vix says the college guys are too cheap, pushy, and immature, and talk too much about these college girls whom they do see on campus. Another finds some to be too macho and domineering, too much in search of  submissives to pound and drill, of the stereotypical Asian variety. American college girls usually are not overly submissive like that. Many have major attitude and self assertion styles.

A few nice guy married pals over 50 with good persona and sense of humor, and in good shape, get the most mileage from those I know, much better than young single guys.

The visiting agency girls seem to be more uniform, but the blob guys or those with poor hygiene get poorer service invariably, except from some sympathetic bbws who treat larger guys better.

I've gotten a few angry PMs and e-mails from guys who say: 'Suzy doesn't do that!' Well she did, and she did a lot more with a few other dudes. It's biz and personal customer service varies.

I post reviews in blocs covering weeks or months. Some guys think that means the sessions were all the same day. Right. It would fall off. Three a day was hard as a teenage life guard. Two is feasible with Viagra for most older dudes. The date of the review means nothing fellows. Some obfuscation is necessary for many reasons, such as nosy wives and GFs who scan reviews in towns where you travel and even LE concerns. They do that.

We older guys are patient and communicative with vixens, in no hurry. After all most of us have already had sex a few thousand times with a few hundred women. It's fun, but not something you gotta do quick and hard in the next 20 seconds.

Instead of worrying that somebody is getting more mileage, all any of us can do is treat providers better to improve our own experience and theirs. Most are very nice young ladies, adorable, delicious, fun to be with.
We should simply be nice thoughtful johns, with the cash in an envelope with a greeting card, and maybe a silk rose, or chocolates, or an impressionist print, or a nice CD, or a power tool that doubles as a 3-speed vibrator with multiple attachments!  

I personally have had meetings with both Porn Stars and local providers in the past where in the first meeting either she or I was nervous, uncomfortable, etc... and although we may have made a valiant effort, it just wasn't what I had hoped for.  

However, in a subsequent meeting, WOW!!!  Either she performed as expected and previously reviewed, or even better!!!  YMMV in practice. (Obviously reserved for someone you really want to see and experience)

In any event, this is why now, I will only see a provider for 2 or more hours for our initial meeting, so we can try to get to know one another a little bit and become more comfortable as well.  It's amazing how much YMMV really applys and improves as you spend more time with your "date".

Take care and play safe.

Kojak4174 reads

Interesting post, thanks for sharing.  I have never met any other "john" in person and still consider myself fairly new to this hobby.  While I'm stiil this side of 50, I am in decent shape and get very acceptable mileage, IMHO.  I've got a few doubters contact me about Suzy's performance too.  I tend to book for at least two hours but haven't analyzed it to your degree.  In my initial session with my current obsession, we were about 3 hours into the event.  Many women in this have tended to be clock watchers.  I had only booked her for an hour.  She was laying on her stomach, spent from the experience but not complaining.  I remarked that she needed to let me know when my hour was up.  She rolled over, smiled, grabbed my cock and told me to get my dead ass back to work.  She'd inform me when the time was up.  I've only seen her about a dozen times since!  Too bad for the young studs!  They only have to wait 20-30 more years to get it right!  

Seventy Four Reviews?  You're my hero.

I thought being 28 and in shape with a sense of style would help!
I'll just dye my hair gray! No more blonde highlights for me.
:-/ Oh well.

....it's wasted on the young.  But you knew that.

The only problem with what he said is that it's all anecdotal. We need a double blind study, for which I will glady volunteer my time.

with leggy blondes who have wet pouty lips and cute bottoms.

Actually I'd rather be 28 anyhow, knowing what I know now.

LostSchlong,

I actually look forward to your posts because they are usually very accurate with a bit of humor.  

I feel I must comment about one point.  I am a BBW escort.  I however, don't feel that I am sympathetic by any stretch of the imagination.  If a gentleman comes to me unclean I will turn him away whether he is big, thin, old, young, etc.  Uncleanliness is not acceptible on any level.  The provider nor the hobbyist.  I pride myself on being well kept and expect no less of the men I see.  

It is a shame if people, honestly, think that BBWs see just anyone.  

Keep up the great posts.

guys who are unclean. They either get turned away by everyone or pushed into a hot shower I hope.
Three of my favorite ladies are bbws.

Melvinator2944 reads

They play out this philosophy in every episode.  four men in their late 40;s - mid 50's - going through dating again - younger women, etc.  Very funny, insightful show.  Much like your post.

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