Make sure you get outside & take time for yourself. We all know this is a hobby board, but there is life outside of TER. If you have a alias & are constantly posting repeatedly you may want reevaluate what’s important. Mental health. How much time are you spending on TER? Think of what your contributing to this board is it positive, or negative, and how is it impacting this community?  

and enjoy summer, if you can.  Unfortunately that’s not practical/safe in many places in the USA and other parts of the world right now.

True That QueenBia!  There are really only 3 things I desire off this planet
1. Playing Pickleball
2.  Enjoying My Cocktails
3. Having Off the Charts Sex with Beautiful Women

for the sharks!

from the ocean "positive energy", but others call it "fish shit."  Fortunately, I have not swallowed enough of either to need mental health treatment.  Lol

You just might want to take your own advice.
And ask yourself are you spending too much time on TER.
Perhaps you need to reevaluate yourself before giving others the  advice you should be taking.  

They can just grab a bottle of lotion and love themselves twice a day for ten minutes.

There was even a thread here about them recently.  

QB claims to be an expert in that area.  
Always do your homework. LOL.

vibrators and how to use them on women that I ought to, but it is what it is.  As soon as they find out I know what I know, they want to take me shopping with them.  It's not completely wasted time if they ask me to show them how to use it afterward.  Lol

Would anyone care to comment on the irony of this post, or at least the irony of who authored this post 🫣🤦‍♂️😬

Not me. The grammar and sentence structure is almost enough to damage my mental health.

women require YOU to show them how to use a vibrator. They’ve never used one before, and they can’t figure out how to use one without your assistance.  

sometimes have two or three independent motors, all stimulating different areas, and costing hundreds of dollars each.  Nobody wants to make a mistake spending that kind of money.  I'm sure they can figure it out AFTER they buy it, but guess what?  If they are wrong in their selection, vibrators can't be returned, and they don't let you open the boxes in the store to have a closer look.  If you had ever gone shopping with a lady for a vibrator, you would know this.   You should be a little more circumspect about a purchase like this and understand that providers want the most bang for their buck (no pun intended).  A little help from someone that knows can keep them from wasting money on one they will not end up using once they get it home.  The vibrators are more sophisticated than they used to be. This is not your mom's simple vibrating phallus from her hippie days in the 70's.  Lol   I've seen providers with a whole drawer full of brand new vibrators gifted by their customers that they don't like, so they don't use them. When they are spending their OWN money, they are even more careful.  If they are spending yours, they will take more risks.  Lol

that providers, at least the ones I know, want the most bang for their buck. Thus they’re not into spending hundreds of dollars on a vibrator when the top-rated vibes cost less than that.

strictly for laughs.  Ask someone here who knows me.  Were you born without a sense of humor, or did you lose it in a poker game?  Lol   When you "point things out" to me, it's usually in a passive-aggressive way.  It's pretty transparent.

The part about providers wanting to get bang for their buck?  The part about your taking providers in tow to vibe shops to help them sort out those complex, expensive vibes?  

Yo soy Bia. My name is really Bia in real life. No alias needed. It is funny because when I post ya’ll can not help, but hijack my threads. Hilarious. My friends call me Bia & the men in my life know I am the Queen. It’s kind of a blessing to love yourself & beloved. Life is hard enough. Be kind to yourself & others.

Idgaf about the King’s English. I graduated from College long ago & the real World does not care about grammar. Ebonics, slang & the Urban dictionary is culture. Go tell Snoop Dogg his grammar is poor. I bet the majority do not care. A little bit anal to be crying about grammar on this board.

The very definition of irony, LOL

have no clue where the joke was.  It was the post about men and lotion.  When you are the only one who didn't get it, that should tell you something.  How sad that you think adding Lol means you have a sense of humor.  You couldn't be more wrong.  

to be kind to yourself, and others.  Especially the “others” part, yes?  

"How much time are you spending on TER? Think of what your contributing to this board is it positive, or negative, and how is it impacting this community?  "

who got his undies in a bunch over my little joke, which he mis-characterized as an “attack”.