I awoke this morning to the rumblings of Granny and Uncle Jed up and about at 6AM. No worry, I'm usually up at 4:30. Now the MRS. didn't care to be arisen at that time so she fought it and wound up going back to sleep.

While here I got to thinking about all the times I have met a certain provider in very small towns across this great nation of ours.

What is the smallest(population?) city you all have ever experienced the hobby in?


Mine is a small town of 4,944. Sugarcreek,Pa.

I realize my alias may make it muy dificil for some to know who I am, so a hint; This.is.not.OSP

Way back when (mid 1970s), the area around Vernon CT was rife with hole in the wall massage parlors; and as I had to travel to that area overnight for work, I made it a point to visit most of the businesses, at least those with a Yellow Pages listing.

Some places were regular rip-offs, and some had  gals who tried but were not all that talented ("You mean you really like massage?", but I found one place where the gal really lit my fires.  The problem back then was that once you found a good place, it was usually gone a few weeks later.

I'm not sure what the population of Vernon and the surrounding towns was back then, but as far as I can recall, that's the smallest town I have had a session in.

I've often wondered what might happen if I were to be stuck in Fiddlesticks, Nebraska some night and opened a Yellow Pages up.  Maybe I'd find me a regular hoe down.  8o)

population of about 4,000, one third of that college students.

After a friendly game of Rugby/Handball with friends, I needed a good massage, and a friend recommended a lady in the next town (short drive).

The fee was small for an hour massage. I told her I needed upper back/shoulders work. Laid on a bed, and she started a back/shoulder massage, turned me on my back for chest/shoulder rub, and I fell asleep.

I woke up to find that she had took me deep in her mouth, it was my first BBBJ DT CIM NQNS, I had to beg her to stop.

She had a unique technique, she wraps her arms around your waist and grabs your cheeks with her fingernails, it leaves you feeling that you are at her mercy, and you are. She will not stop until she hears you begging.

Lovely lady in her late 20s to early 30s. I kept seeing her every week for about 6mon. till I transferred to another university.

Las Vegas. which isn't THAT small. LOL!