I went to a strip club. The stripper took me on a tour of the facility while describing the various prices and options. She did some very good "accidental" rubbing of the right place and some very good sales dialogue.
She wanted me to pay $200 for 15 minutes alone with her in a small space with a small "bed". I said $200 for 15 minutes and no guarantees of what I would get out of it other than "satisfaction." I'm afraid that I very nicely told her I could spend an hour with an escort for the same price and was pretty sure the sex was as good as guaranteed.
It got me to thinking: I really enjoyed the teasing and enticement that went into the sales pitch. I enjoyed the fully nude enthusiastic strip show with contact at the stage followed by the tour. The only thing missing was some alone time with a woman for some skin on skin full service. It's too bad because I believe this convincing stripper had the right attitude to be a convincing escort.
If only the law allowed strippers to provide FS to interested clients! I am convinced and now ready to find my first escort; what fun I hope it will be.
but you'll be hard-pressed to find establishment where that happens regularly. Let's face it, strip clubs are a waste of resources and if you really want to get laid, save it for a nice provider whose biz is being adept at being a head nurse. I stopped going to SCs about 15 years ago and never looked back. There is more eye candy in this life and most are willing to please you to no end (for an hour or two).
I am completely spoiled when it comes to strip clubs. In Latin America, virtually every strip club has real rooms with beds.Full service is always on the menu without having to speak in code. If you want to take a girl home before closing time, all you have to do is buy her out for the evening(anywhere from about $40 to $200 depending on the country and the establishment).
American strip clubs are more for teasing than pleasing, not that there aren't stripper's that moonlight and you can get some real action in the VIP rooms for a price, but by and large you are much better off with an escort.
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