So the meal is made. Both are full. Wife says I cooked, you clean. Get to the bedroom...wife farts from too much gas and then you ask about about a BJ. NFW! I'm too tired from cooking and bloated. I think our dear and not so departed LR would agree.
Good luck with the BJ part of the equation, my man!! When out on an appointment, a small appetizer or splitting something works best for me and my date. It's much heather for the body to have 4-5 small meals during the day than gorging yourself 2-3 times.
For a while I was even keeping a diary of them, but often they make so little sense that when I go back and read what I wrote, it's a little better than gibberish.
I'm in the northeast where there is a big snow storm occurring right now. Last night I dreamt that there would be no snow. When I woke up I was convinced that there was no snow until I looked out the window. I couldn't believe that my dream turned out to be untrue. Dreams have a way of distorting perception.
By the way, getting back to the theme: Sex is always better on an empty stomach. (It's best on a bed, but if you don't have a bed, an empty stomach will do. 8o)
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Oh, I mean the Champagne and Creme Brule.
