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Things are getting better here in the UK.  Although pasta and toilet roll still remains difficult to come by.

The biggest issue is getting home grocery deliveries which is forcing people to go out

Chloe x

organdonor2421 reads

Stocked up with 2 kegs of beer,   1 gallon of lube, 1/4lb of ....flour,  and all the porn i could ever need.   Just wish I had some toilet paper.  

Anyone else stocking up?

That might last me a week. LOL. But I know where to get more. My local booze-purveyor will come out to my car with a box-full and put them in my back seat. So I'm good.
Now ask my liver.

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I have 18 1.75 liter bottles of Bushmills. BevMax Stamford services my needs.

GaGambler107 reads

I always keep at least one or two big bottles of decent vodka on hand, along with the requisite big bottle of good tequila, and of course a case of red wine and a case of white, along with a freezer full of steaks, lobster tails etc. Not that food is really a priority here. lol

 
I have no porn, nor do I need it. I have three SB's who all want to see me a LOT right now, Two of them are coming over twice a week, the other once a week, which I guess will leave me with two days a week for hookers.

 
So yes, I suppose I am good for the time being.

Mainly that you suffer from EXTREME constipation and thus are full of shit.
This will come as a surprise to no one.  
ROR!
It also suggests that these women you claim to see so much of never pee or take a dump at your place or are unsanitary. I strongly suggest you cut back on DATY.

Black-Panther85 reads

His SB are fat chicks. Roll them in flour and aim for the wet spot.

Kleenex, paper napkins and paper towels work (but don't put the last two down the toilet).  Paper plates DO NOT work.  

Nail file and soap and a hand brush.

Posted By: coeur-de-lion
Re: If you are out of toilet paper . . . .
Kleenex, paper napkins and paper towels work (but don't put the last two down the toilet).  Paper plates DO NOT work.  

Don't forget coffee filters; store's are full of 'em while out of TP.

Wipe *before* making coffee ;)

Ask for tea if ever at Trex's house.

of alcoholic drinks.  
For TP old rags.  
I will only go once a weekend to see an apt. girl even if that means risking getting infected.

What's the Word? Thunderbird! by the Casual-Airs (1958).
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Anybody notice a little musical similarity to Tequila! by The Champs (1958)?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3H6amDbAwlY
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Tequila for the main course and Thunderbird as a dessert wine?

Then there is Night Train

and don't forget Four Loko

pandemic? what pandemic?

Things are getting better here in the UK.  Although pasta and toilet roll still remains difficult to come by.

The biggest issue is getting home grocery deliveries which is forcing people to go out

Chloe x

I'm not sure how this happened, but I have been "organdonor" on TER since 2005, and I did not make this post.  When I contacted TER support they told me the post came from my account.  It definitely did not.  It appears to me the poster is using an alias, but the alias is the same as my authentic username; I didn't know that was possible.  In any event, the authentic "organdonor" of TER definitely did not post this.  Don't know if anyone else has experience of someone else posting using their username, but apparently it is possible.

Admin and bring it to their attention.  Even if it's accidental, it creates confusion and should not be allowed.  Otherwise, others will start doing it on purpose and there will be chaos.  

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