someone calls you with a restricted number and says.......

"Hi, is this Jenni"?  

Yes, it is.

Well, I was just talking to your roomie "so & so" and she told me to call you to talk about setting up a doubles session.  Blah, blah blah with lots of inappropriate yammer, restricted number, no name, but sounding as though he is tweeking.

Now, me and roomie have NEVER worked doubles, because we don't offer the same service no do either of us play tennis.

Do you.........

A.  Tell him you don't play tennis?

B.  Ask him what the hell he is talking about?

C.  Tell him to eat poop and die?

D.  Hang up?

E.  Ask him "Officer are you writing this down?

He says, "I've been to your place, I can describe it!

Do you tell him..........

A.  So can the cops if they have busted someone who has  
   been here?

B.  Ask him what the hell he is talking about?

C.  Tell him to eat poop and die?

D.  Hang up?

E.  Ask him "Officer are you writing this down?

He says, "All I have to do is go tell all of your neighbors  
        what you dooooo!

Do you say.......

A.  Big freakin deal, the cops know who I am and what I do,
   They already got that last March you moron?  As for my
   neighbors, who gives a rats ass?

B.  Ask him what the hell he is talking about?

C.  Tell him to eat poop and die?

D.  Hang up?

E.  Ask him "Officer are you writing this down?