wtf is a SPOAT?  and if I can't spot the SPOAT on the board, does that mean I'm it?

Stupid poster of all time.  I'm sure Gambler or Inicky will correct me if I'm wrong.  I hope not as that could put me in the running for SPOAT - which would be quite ironic, wouldn't it?

A long time ago I was nominated for a SPOTY.  I am still here and posting on occasion, so nothing bad comes of being a SPOTY other than people may put you on ignore or something like that.  It is just a message board slight, not a death sentence by firing squad (though it may feel like one in the moment.)  

Usually by people who cannot think of a cleaver enough retort.  

GaG says he invented SPOTY and, unless someone can find an earlier reference to SPOAT, I invented that a day or so ago with the brilliant JCA in mind.  And, yes, it does mean Stupidest Poster Of All Time.  Some may feel it's too soon to award such a weighty prize but IMO, the recipient's density is of such Black Hole proportions I felt it appropriate.  Besides, I made it up and I'll give it to whatever jackass I want, LOL

Many of us will simply reply with TSTTT (Too Stupid To Talk To).  Try and keep these two concepts clear in your "mind."  To whatever extent you have one.

Why do you always have me on your mind?

Seriously consider the backstabber, girlieboy30, and since it is “of all time” daffy should be in the running.
True daffy has not posted on the P&R board for some time he is on the Las Vegas board whining and crying about how bad Medicaid is.  

Even if I tried.

Ah - you're invoking the classic black hole analogy.  Well done.  Let me see if I can follow along...

Quite the contrary.  As for girlieboy, he's dumb alright but hasn't been seen around these parts for a while and doesn't have the multi-year track record required for consideration.
Daffy is a horse's ass but never posts here, though I have seen his bleatings on the LV board.  They are welcome to him.
And jeffiepoo is gone.
Hence, JCA rules as SPOAT.

A Black Hole is the densest thing in the Universe, after all.
A SPOAT is the densest thing on TER.

It only happens when I read your brainless, vapid and twisted posts.  The other 99% of the time I am out eating, fucking, exercising and traveling.  I read sometimes as well.

Who would've thought relativistic physics could be applied to TER?

You mentioned me six times with in 24hrs, and while you are swimming at the beach, wouldn't you consider that traveling? I've must have really gotten under your skin

And, since it's obvious to everyone but you, I "mentioned" you because we were replying to each others' posts.  It's what people do on a discussion board.  And I was looking at the Pacific the entire time.  At least a couple of times after posting I got up for a swim, came back and saw your latest idiocy and posted again. After that I swam again.  Interesting how after I read something of yours I feel the urge to bathe.
It's so droll how people like you and BSCTaylor say they've gotten under someone's skin when they have nothing more intelligent to write.

I don't think ocean water can get you very clean, and did you see any donkeys in the water? I can only imagine why you called me a donkey, and I'm not turning this into a dicksize thread.

Jeezus man, that is a double whammy.  You need a double dose of Ticas and cocktails on the beach to clear your mind of this...... LOL  

Just proves Pops can live and learn.  Sorry to admit, I only had a single dose of Tica this evening but she was a sweetheart.
PS: I have just received a formal complaint from "goop-the stuff that comes out of the penis when having sex" for having compared them to Slingy.

...four handles for SPOAT yet not one of them is a real handle.  They are all nicknames known only to maybe 20-30 hardcore posters on the P&R board.  

As you pointed out, this is the General board but followme is a one-trick pony with a one track mind - to hate liberals.  He brings his vitriol to this board but very few here know who or what he is talking about.  Come to think of it, that's par for the course for followme.

JCA is a frequent poster on this board as well as P&R so his versatility easily earns him SPOAT.

......JCA is giving all of us Johnnies a bad rep and of course there is that complaint from the "goop" folks, he is bad for their rep too.   ROFL

but considering that SPOTY's, SPOAT et al all have to do with being "stupid" I can't in all fairness call you, Laffy or even "jeffiepoo" stupid.

bigguy, nuguy,AnnoyingFungus and obviously Pimples/JCA can't make that claim, all of them are stupid beyond belief, but if we are going to start talking about SPOAT, I have to say that Fungus and Pimples are much more deserving of the overall title than any of the "one trick ponies" who only share their stupidity with us on the P&R board, which sort of takes the two "guys" out of the running for the overall title

For example