Or did she not have a shower either?

Lol... I was thinking of some hobbying in Europe where you have to go down the hall for a shared toilet when I saw your title.

could not be the ice any colder, but it sounde like she could and perhaps did.

 
Thank you  
2013 = 28

Kinda like a guy who won't kiss you bcuz you allow CIM which he specifically booked you for haha

I bet your incall is too.

 
Thank you  
2013 = 28

Re: I always make sure my area is spotless before anyone comes over.

Wouldn't the best GF give PSE with lots of head and spotless polish  !    That's not a question .  
     I love you London .    

I'm sorry but sorry but the complaint of "She gives too much head" cannot be processed because it makes no Fing sense.  lol  

Seriously though how is that even possible.  That's just some dude who would probably rather spend his time licking your armpit or something like that.  

You are correct that you can't make everyone happy all the time.

once, a female friend of mine was working as a bartender. I ordered a beer, and told her to not put a head on it. She asked me "What, you don't like head?" I looked her straight in the eye, and answered.. "Not on my beer"

Dear Ms. Rayne Aka. Pussy Professor Emeritus:
Perhaps you perfected the skill so well because of your background as a fluffer when you where a teenager in the movie industry. The men know that they are going to cum to quickly and will not enjoy your sensually steaming love pot. After all you are known for giving extremely strong oral arguments.

Call me hehe



Samiam

ROFLMAO!!! Awesome post Hound! But I think...

you are full of shit!

"shit" is a powerful word

From George Carlin:

"Shit is a powerful word. Just think of all the  
concepts and ideas you can communicate with it. Shit
may just be the most powerful word in the English language.

Consider: You can be shit faced, be shit out of luck,  
or have shit for brains. With a little effort you
can get your shit together, find a place for your shit  
or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke  
shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget  
shit, and tell others to eat shit and die.

You can shit or go blind, have a shit fit or just shit
your life away. People can be shit headed, shit for brains,  
shit blinded, shit over or shit on. Some people know their  
shit while others don't know the difference between shit  
and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and  
sweet shits. There is bull shit, dog shit, cat shit,  
bird shit, whale shit, rat shit, and horse shit.
There is tough shit, hard shit, soft shit, slimy shit,  
rough shit, limp shit. You can shit a blue streak,  
shit bricks, shit pink twinkies, shit marbles, or shit  
your guts out.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck  
when the shit hits the fan. You can take a shit, give  
a shit, keep shit or serve shit on a shingle. You
can find yourself in deep shit, or be happier than a  
pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter  
than shit, and some days are just plain shitty.  
There is funny shit and sad shit, bad shit and
good shit. Some shit doesn't stink while other  
things really smell like shit.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like  
shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.  
You can be faster than shit or you can be slower  
than shit. Sometimes you'll find shit on a stick,
sometimes you'll find shit everywhere, and then there  
are times when you can't find shit at all. You can  
have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit,  
the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit..

You can carry shit in a bucket, put shit in a barrel,  
have a pile of shit, have a mountain of shit, have a  
river of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without  
a paddle. You can slice shit, spread shit, dunk shit  
or jump shit, and some people just can't cut the shit.

There is fun shit and dull shit, silly shit and  
serious shit. Sometimes you really need this shit  
and sometimes you don't want any shit at all.
You can stir shit, kick shit or stick your ass out  
the window and shit on the world. Sometimes
everything you touch turns to shit and other times you  
swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

Shit! When you stop to consider all the facts,  
it's the basic building block of creation. This  
means the universe did not begin with a BIG BANG  
but rather with a BIG DUMP. Keep that in mind the  
next time you flush the toilet. And remember, once
you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else

"That you had no idea how many but rather than talk about in the abstract, could she break it down to a micro level so you could understand. For instance, how many blowjobs is that chair or that lamp?"

...every time I go someplace I bring all my stuff, but I have no place to put it because everybody else's shit is in the way.

Bluck. Have never been to a client's personal home in some years, and don't ever plan on it.