Found a link to this while surfing, thought this was one of the funniest damn things I've seen in a long long time.
And they are serious.

So for the hobbyist that wants to make a good first impression or the provider that wants to disguise that they are really human beings, I give you .....
(drum roll please)


The Flatulence Deodorizer
Doctor Recommended (of course)

"Patients with intestinal gas conditions . . .can go out to public places without fear of emitting embarassing odors."

Perhaps a more appropriate device for this audience would be a Deodorizer Butt-Plug w/ activated charcoal, of course.

Hey, why wait for the gas to exit the barndoor?  Pre-treat it and treat yourself in the meantime!!!  

LOL....  ROFLMAO  
I should be in marketing (well, not really)

These kinds of things used to be used in institutional settings

Would make a great Christmas gift from an anonymous co-worker {evil grin}.

The open air variety...

This was supposedly filmed in a swimming pool in Miami.
First look at the picture and see the "great white" under the water........then move your mouse cursor onto the picture...
Oh and there is sound effects also...
talk about a whistling BB nymph...Cheers!