realizes that I am working out, sticking to my diet, going to the tanning parlor, taking more overnight business trips, buying pineapple juice by the case and shaving my balls?

Well, it sounds like she won't notice that you are shaving your balls...I mean why else would you be hobbying! Perhaps by doing all of that she will find a renewed interest in you physically. But, yeah she may get suspicious. Not if you don't go on all the business trips, but all of it combined...yes, unless she's completely oblivious to the world around. But, hey. At least she won't know you shave your balls. I would say you have a better chance if you are open about doing all of this stuff and asking her how you look, telling her you feel great. Don't be sneaky. Make it seem like you are just trying to stay young and are commited to looking and feeling better. Then come out of the shower and ask her if she wants to feel how smooth your nuts are. LOL!

She'll be too preoccupied taking up your slack while you are busy preening yourself for a bevy of  concubines.  And, of course, if you are smart, you'll have the money situation covered.  No doubt, SHE will be the one clipping Sunday coupons, scrimping for little luxuries like a tube of lip gloss, holding off on HER personal appearance needs, being mindful of the thermostat, forgo buying Lil' Johnny Jr. a new pair of sneakers, relegating her life to eating dinners at home.  I've noticed the majority of married hobbyists are notoriously stodgy and embarrassingly parsimonious when it comes to their spouses/family.  However, they are quite prodigal when it comes to filling a whores coffer.

Nonetheless, go on w/ your Bad Pineapple Cum Cocktail Drinkin', Shaved Chicken Skin Nut Sack Self...

 

for a polyester leisure suit and a sharktooth necklass.

Then don't forget the birkenstocks, that will deflect any suspicion once and for all.LOL
oh and shorts with them and knee socks......
xoxox

Nice site Daniela - great pics. You can get in my shorts any time you want.

If she's like my wife, the answer is, 'fuck, no'!  Three years ago, I took a good look at myself and said, enough!  Got back into shape, started grooming and did all I could to be attractive.  My wife noticed.. for about 10 minutes.  Now she complains when we go out that my being thin is making her look fat!  Not that she is.  She's just jealous that people make a fuss over my change of appearance rather than on her usual good looks.  Oh, and I don't get laid any more than I did when I was a fat, slovenly pig.  Well, that's not entirely true... just not at home.