This morning my spin class instructor yells that out!
Of course my mind goes to a provider !
Then, driving down Rte 1 I see a reader board on a family restaurant
That reads: "Greek Specials"
Do you experience things throughout the day that make you think of the hobby?
Your thoughts if any?
I have never been able to see the word "Greek" without thinking of it's provider meaning ever since I learned what the provider meaning is. One of my friends once said, "I'd love to take a trip to Greece sometime!" I then replied, "Oh you haven't done anal yet?" They had no idea why I asked that.
yeah I think of my hobby when I'm sitting at Hooters restaurant. I basically sit there like a creep and eye all the girls up and down. As I'm sitting there, I have feelings of great satisfaction knowing that I've fucked several girls of equal attractiveness due to my hobby.
"Give me a little more if you can?"
in most mid to high end escorting market, tips are usually optional and are not expected
my guess guys are more likely to tip agency girl than indy, since they know agency takes cut of her fee
thoughts if any?
and yes, i am hijacking this thread
#sorryaboutit
Not true for me
I'm an equal opportunity hobbyist and tip agency/indy ladies the same due to performance
I agree, independent ladies may welcome tips, but should not expect them, the price should be all inclusive in their donation's schedule. Agency girls don't get to keep the full payment, but do keep the full tip.
That's one of the reasons why I favor freelance providers over employed ones.
FIV, FIA, or tongue in wherever?
More than money is discussed during my engagements.
....to choose a provider. 
You take "spin class"?
That's GAY.
and now that I know what it is, I have to agree. Gayer than fucking Christmas.
lolz
he also probably drives a smart car or mini cooper lol
I am guessing it would be in the "Thousand dollar per minute" range, am I right? lol
and yes, I see him driving something like a Prius or one of those Phaggy French cars.
Too funny, if you Google "faggy cars" the mini coopers gets very strong marks and Asscalade is nothing if not phaggy. lmao
but come on Octavia, you can be honest here, is there a price at which you would see him? Or is no amount of money enough at this point?
Grown men strutting around in tights, hugging and slapping each others asses...I think it's called the NFL. The Nancy Fairy League.
You'll see a big sign on the right for BJ's Wholesale Club.
I was watching the TODAY show a few weeks ago and they had a special on Christmas electronics. I laughed when the young female reporter told about how much she loved BJs. I am sure that some producer wrote the script just waiting to laugh in her ear! Later she caught herself and re-stated her words a bit. Too funny!
And there is often a Dick's sporting goods next door.....just sayin..somethings belong together.
Happens often when I type an email address real quick and I hit the letter "i" instead of the letter "o". Ends up being cim instead of com, can't help but think of "cum in mouth" everytime I see "cim"!
f you like your provider, you can keep your provider....
... yeah, since finding TER, health care commercials take on a whole new meaning..
But we have a local board the if u type in the acronyms. .....up pops the southern California drug, alcohol and sex addiction hot line
There's reminders all over the place, or maybe it's just me.
... And the gutter in my mind.
My boss was showing me some trend charts of month to month cumulative data, and he had abbreviated it to read "m2m cum data", so I asked him, with smirk on my face, what was he thinking about when he wrote that? He just praised for a moment and gave me the deer in the headlights look.
Truth.
Unless you neglected to bathe.
So you're probably asking why I watch Barney and Friends reruns? Well, because the show is no longer producing any new episodes.
The sign read "Prissy girls, Virgin hair" I had to take a second look because at first I thought it said "pussy girls, Virgin hair" lol!!
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at mundane sexual innuendos.
The acronym for the California International Marathon.
Several ladies and I had certain, special numbers related to our times together. Throughout the day, now and then, one of those numbers comes up, and my thoughts turn to that lady.
I get introduced to many people throughout the year. Every so often someone has a hobby name. 'Hi, this is Rasha'.
When driving wherever, I'll run into street names, advertisements, or signs carrying provider names. In fact, just the other day I pulled up next to a guy driving a 'Montero'.
With some ladies, like old girlfriends, music is a big part of the experience. Whenever a Pete Yorn song shuffles through my iPod, I think of her.
I was just at the supermarket not too long ago, and saw a bottle of 'Chateau Coutet'. I got a big smile on my face, and thought of licking it off Zayla's pussy. And her licking it off my cock.
But it's the dreams that haunt me the most. Just dreamed of an old retired atf two nights ago. A sexy dream too, as they usually are. I've had her on my mind for two days now
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