I thought I am paying a ho to suck my dick, lick my balls, and fuck until my two balls are drained.  Apparently,  I'm missing something because many of these ads claim there's "so much more" to it.  What more was I to expect other than pounding, dropping my goo, and then going back to my woman who gives me everything else I need?  

I'm not looking for an hour or two of feigned nurturing, emotional connection and caring; I'm looking for off the wall, underwear on the ceiling fan, spelunking gear on the nite table, leather crotchless catsuits with whips, but plugs, lubricant and water cannons at ready.

There are tons of things you can do with the right escort..
Tease and denial....
Domination/ Submission..
Role play.. Just to name a few.
You are missing out!

You're totally confused.

I told her to paint my house.

I would see streetwalkers

They will do that too.
Wuss.

If you see street walkers,  they come with added risks.  

are they just interesting people who enjoy the personal interaction?  

I haven't met one that isn't an accomplished magician...some are even better illusionists.

I've cooked dinner for clients, went to the theatre, been sight seeing when we travel, had numerous great dinning experiences with great conversations, etc.

I never even came close to being busted by LE. There are things you can do to minimize LE risk, even with SWs.

and I responded that for a grand an hour, "She better pick up my dry cleaning, wash my car, AND fuck the taste right out of my mouth"  to boot.

Yes, I know, I'm the Great American Mangina, but I really believe in this stuff.

The quick suck and fuck is just not enough for me--which is why I like longer dates, ordering in some room service, and otherwise having a bit more of a GFE than OP seems to want.

Who knows, though?  Maybe I'm the one that has it all wrong and NEG has it right.

Maybe if the woman whom I go back to gave "...me everything else I need...".

You can get GFE with streetwalkers as well. Just ask/negotiate beforehand if they let you DATY then BBBJ followed by BBFS.

One girl I know has about 8 regulars, no new clients.  Of the 8 regulars, she actually fucks two of them and one of those has premature problems and comes on her leg most of the time.  The other one that she actually fucks she tries to minimize the sex time and maximize the "hanging out" time.  That's all a lot of guys want.  Most of them are either weeklies or every other week clients.
Another guy has her beat the shit out of him with flogging devices he makes for her.  Two of them just watch her shower and one rubs her feet.  Another guy keeps his white boxers and black socks on for a quick back massage - when he's feeling frisky.

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Even though your delivery is meant to stir shit, I will overlook that and say yeah, I know what my job is and it's not that complicated. I do  not offer anything other than what this is. I have friends and now an SO I do all that other fun stuff with...a trick, not so much.

a left-winger might have even thought it was racist?