Tuesday night I met up with this 25 year-old Brazilian girl through an agency despite the fact she had no reviews.  It was actually a good call on my part as she was better looking than her pictures (about 8.5) and had a good time.  The only downside was she spoke limited English and I speak even less Spanish.  So, communication was somewhat of a hindrance.  Before the hour was over, she wrote her cell phone number and gave it to me to call her.  Her roommate, another provider came back before I left and translated that she wanted to go out with me because she thought I was gorgeous.  Well, whatever I thought. It was actually going to be the three of us and her roommate would there to translate.  I wasn’t able to have some questions answered like would I be doing this without paying her/them for their time because her roommate was on the phone and telling me this at the same time.  I left and figured I would call and find that out and whatever else.  I called today and when I asked for the girl, they said there was no one there by that name.  I asked if this was so and so number, it wasn’t and I realized I must have dialed the wrong number.  I called back again, and I asked for her.  She said this was her, I told her who I was and she started speaking to me in English, despite the fact she supposedly didn’t speak English too well.  I couldn’t really tell if it was the same girl from Tuesday night or no.  She told me she was eating and to call back later.  So, I said okay, hung up and said screw this.

from the Woody Allen movie, Bananas

Is that you Fielding Mellish?

Cheers!

FYI, Brazilians speak Portugese, not Spanish.

"The only downside was she spoke limited English and I speak even less Spanish."

Which really isn't much of a failing on your part, since Brazilians speak Portuguese.

--b.

ps. To me, it sounds like you were lucky and avoided a scam.

Shows you how much I know.  I knew she didn't speak English well because that's what the agency told me ahead of time. It was strange when she was supposedly on the phone and was speaking in sentences even though it didn't sound like her.  The girl who answered the phone the first time and told me I had the wrong number sounded like the same girl who answered a few minutes later.  This definitely fell into the category of being too good to be true.