One of the ladies mentioned that she was reviewed and it was claimed that she came about 50 times during a session, when in fact she is not capable of that.  Do any of you ladies have examples of reviews that were way too flattering that you would like to share, assuming that it won't totally destroy the mystique around you?

Fantasy for others. Me on the other hand, I'm not going to lie. A lot of my reviews are very very intense and I read them and it's like reading a tabloid. LOL I often find myself saying I did that? or i did this? Some of my reviews get my wett reading them when in fact they didn't go like that. I don't know if the man perceived it like that or if in fact they're trying to boost their ego. I just hate reviews that are too descriptive and have somethings that are false because everyone expects the same (falsehood). Reviews are meant to be true and give a brief description of what went on, some men take to a level of no return.  

"I took her by the hair and gave her 5th big O"  
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssse the only man that gives me a 5 or 6th big O is the one I'm marrying someday. But hey if that makes them feeel better....who am I to rain on their parade. Just as long as other people know that this is not true I'm good. I don't want men thinking that this is possible and be disappointed when it doesn't happen.

Let's just suppose for the moment he really did give her that many O's as ridiculous as that assumption is, but for the sake of argument let's say he really is that studly and she really is multi orgasmic, "Why the fuck is he even keeping count in the first place?"  

Once a woman has cum more than once or twice with me, you can bet I am going to lose count. How the fuck should i know or care whether she came four times or maybe six times, or in the case of some great actresses whether she even came at all. The only way I am ever positive that a woman has cum is by the physical evidence she leaves behind. If there is a huge wet spot in the bed and I am wearing a condom, well I suppose that's pretty good evidence she came. Other than that, I don't claim to be able to tell without any room for doubt if a woman has actually come or if she's faking it. BBFS is a different matter of course, you can feel the sudden rush of moisture that you can't feel when wearing a condom, but that's usually husband/wife, BF/GF sex, not hooker/john sex.

my favorite restaurant.  I have been visiting this restaurant once a week for the past several years.  It is at the point where I do not even have to order.........the chef knows me so well and remembers what I had last time.........he always creates a masterpiece fit for a king.

Of course.........I tip extremely well..........NEVER flinch when I get the bill........and always compliment and thank both him and the serving staff.  And..........of course............each time I frequent his restaurant...........as difficult as it is for me to believe...........the meal gets better and better..........

I ran out of words of praise that could adequately express my appreciation for his efforts and the amazingly delicious entries he continues to create for me.........a long time ago......but still do my best as I would not want him to think otherwise.

So..........I understand exactly how you feel.........of course this is a business relationship at its best and kind of a symbiotic relationship.......much like your ATF but without the physical component

I can see it happening once or twice in a accidental way, but what moron counts those?