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ashleyshye See my TER Reviews 2372 reads
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If your penis made a sound every time you got an erection,
what would you want that sound to be?  

Lick Lick,

Ashley

Dave7601582 reads

Opportunity knocking.

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Steve_Trevor105 reads

But if there just had to be a sound, maybe this one...

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coeur-de-lion95 reads

Ask for "permission to come aboard?"

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bond007117 reads

Batter Up!!

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mrposition91 reads

...The Ride of the Valkyries!!!....

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coeur-de-lion101 reads

Nothing like the smell of napalm, er . . . . I mean . . . . pussy in the morning.  

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coeur-de-lion91 reads

would make a creaking sound like an old door as it achieved full tumescence, and like an old door, once fully "open", it would be stuck that way for at least 45 minutes before you could start to "close" it again.

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Theocrat117 reads

That Hollywood sound of a creaky door opening in a haunted house.

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swimtrekr80 reads

here I cum, ready or not!!!!!

LLAP,
Swim

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Robertini78 reads

sound

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JawKnee36111 reads

The discomfort of waking up face down with my morning wood, my dick would make a Wilhelm Scream.

When I actually want a boner, I imagine it would sound like the clicking growl of The Predator.

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Duplicitouslust100 reads

Ashley,
If we told you what the tumescence sounds like would you equate that to a medium of exchange?

Posted By: ashleyshye

If your penis made a sound every time you got an erection,  
 what would you want that sound to be?  
   
 Lick Lick,  
   
 Ashley

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ashleyshye98 reads

Anything is possible. Wink.

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trex44110 reads

Followed by Beethoven's "Ode to Joy" from his 9th Symphony.

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impposter93 reads

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r5Ieh0OuQY

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Black-Panther99 reads

No sound.  "Silent but deadly."    Hmmm, that didn't come out quite right.  LOL.  

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vantheman66693 reads

The Imperial March from Star Wars.

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lester_prairie91 reads

Darth Vader's helmet does look like a penis glans.

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List-Ted86 reads

that sound made by elephants.

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Black--Panther86 reads

Like the racking of a shotgun when you put in a shell.

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