That's not same as I am a dick and I got COVID.. Which while is true, isn't the emphasis of this post..
So my Ho was blowing me last night, and we were goin' fast and nasty.. Then suddenly when limp I.. That was around 7:00 PM ish yesterday.. Short of using tongs to force my dick into erection, we tried everything.. 3 hrs later, I started getting symptoms. Chills, cough, weird metallic taste in my mouth, fever.. The whole ball of wax. Got the wonderful news this morning that I tested positive for COVID..
Symptoms are mild and are on the mend,, but boy....my dick hasn't been hard since yesterday.. I tried everything.. scratching.. slamming it on the bathroom wall, light shock to my balls, meditating, man or woman porn, woman on woman porn.. Heck.... I am willing to even try man on man porn, if y'all think that would help..
Anyone who been thru COVID experienced hard time getting hard? (like the pun?) I hope this is not some long covid thing.. I got my Vegas trip coming up in 14 days and while I plan on fully recovering by then, I do want to be able to slam some Ho's in Vegas..
So anyone got COVID dick?
You are sick.
Even more sorry you got tested. Stay home, rest, fluids. You'll be fine.
Small blood clots, effect on veins and thickening of blood are all reported. I don't think it's a really common symptom but known. Could impact blood flows and circulation so that might be what's going on.
With regards to the small blood clots (headline I saw said symptom was skin rashes) you might want to discuss with your doctor. Last thing you want is to have some clots floating and then boost your BP and perhaps generate a stroke or something. I would think very low risk but clearly consequences would generally not be really pleasant.
I suppose a quick test might be take some aspirin (thins blood) and see if anything improves.
Then again, on the silver lined cloud side of things, it might be the COVID killed your libido and you'll never need to pay for sex again 
Then I will have to get married to some disgusting looking cow to get my ding-dong wet... Hopefully won't have to sleep next to her. I am quite a steal when it comes to fat and ugly women.. Some of them real sweet, but definitely fat and ugly.. LOL
The 1st symptom I got with Covid was thst I got the shits.. very suddenly.. so, lack of hard on isn't so bad.. it should pass
My GI is fine.. They put me on anti viral. They said might upset my stomach for a bit.. But so far so good..
I used that .. paxlovid.. I was fine in 5 days or so..
Yeah.. Covid is not as bad when there is vaccine, boosters and anti viral available.. Paxlovid is pretty good.. One of the sideffect is the lingering metallic taste in your mouth though.. Thankfully, my smell and taste are still fine..
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When on Paxlovid, I went through a half a bag of those Brach’s candy mints - They work great to alleviate the metallic taste.
Yeah I like them too, but just couldn't find them at local Walgreens or CVS.. I am going thru some Altoids though
The Paxlovid aftertaste is the worst. Just Nasty..
Just one more dose left to go tonight and done with the antiviral. regimen.
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I hope you haven't lost your taste, ad I haven't had the pleasure of sampling such!
My ding-dong is back working at full strength.. LOL. Nothing to worry about.. No more COVID symptoms.. Not even the slightest.
Told you so
It comes & then goes
