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So, I was thinking back a few years and remembered this one time
ceotraveling 30 Reviews 1714 reads
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early on when I saw a provider.  While she/I were building up to my main event, I don't think she realized that I hadn't gotten the poison out in a few days.

She had her face a respectable distance away but to her surprise, I shot pretty far and bam, right in the kisser and nose.  

She laughed and so did I.

So ladies/fellas, any funny stories that ended up with cum in all the wrong places at the least opportune time?

mrfisher 115 Reviews 321 reads
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and they most certainly did NOT laugh about it.  Cum stings like a bastard.

I'm a lot more careful where I aim that thing now.

One gal I asked to let me cum on her face demurred, but allowed me to fuck a nipple instead. Her nipple was so large that the cum ricocheted off the nipple and onto her chin, and she was cool with that.  It was a real pretty sight.

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AnotherDonJohn 405 reads
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This is what happens when you stop hobbying or retire from anything.

Reliving too many memories...

2labman 26 Reviews 376 reads
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at least until the trolls arrive.

AnotherDonJohn 378 reads
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