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I was frisked for my underwire bra at the airport. She was cute and flirted while she did it.
She was telling me I looked like a celebrity, then trying to remember the name while she ran her hands along my breasts to determine if I had anything there. She didn't tweek my nipples, that would have been going too far 
"hmmm, does this mean we should just go braless? "
What! Do you know what that would do to Victoria Secret's stock? 
I can just see it now, the next time I have to go through airport security. A sign says please place all liquids in the special ziploc bag, and use the seperate bin for underwire bras. You'd see women of all ages doing the 'remove the bra while the shirt is on' dance they hadn't done since their highschool or college days in the car!
I wonder if I could get a job with the TSA as their chief underwire inspector?
Or, as a private citizen, I'd be more than happy to offer assistance to any lady unsure of whether her bra was metal or plastic. House calls not a problem! Ladies, better to know before you go to the airport or courthouse! Just call 1-888-BRA-CHECK to schedule an appointment.
Please, let them tell me to take my bra off.
For the newbies - I'm a TS. Giggle.
So even though I'm a girl and my ID says I'm female I'm still anotomically male - and last I heard there was no law against males going topless.
"That" would give them something to REALLY talk about...
Giggle,
TS Jamie
-- Modified on 10/7/2007 3:00:56 AM
I was frisked for my underwire bra at the airport. She was cute and flirted while she did it.
She was telling me I looked like a celebrity, then trying to remember the name while she ran her hands along my breasts to determine if I had anything there. She didn't tweek my nipples, that would have been going too far