There's always lots to complain about--from inflationary prices (here and IRL), BSC providers flaming out on the boards, bait and switch, fake reviews, you name it. I like to take a moment every now and then and smell the roses. Or in my case, the pussy.
Just a couple of days ago I met a new provider. She was quite reluctant at first to let me DATY. 10 or 15 minutes later (with her helping by rubbing her clit), a puddle was forming on the bed. A few minutes after that we were in the middle of a delightful, passionate fuck that felt like sex with a girlfriend. My point isn't about how great a lover I am; it's that the universe isn't all shit sandwiches. I was truly happy in that moment--or series of moments. So, shit sandwiches aside for a moment, here's to a universe that can still make a jaded old fart happy for an hour or so.
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