[this was inspired by a post I'd seen elsewhere about "I Love Lucy"]

what were the chances that the Kramdens and the Nortons swapped partners?  Who would have gotten the better deal, and why?

-- Modified on 4/30/2008 7:09:56 PM

It's hard to imagine the scheme that would lead to a swap back in the 1950's/60's. But filmed today EASY. Not much of a stretch to realize a script where the Kramdens and Nortons are contestants on a Reality TV Show "Swap Meet" or some other such drivel.
And the better deal definitely goes to Ralphie Boy. The Trixie character, as noted on several occasions, was a former stripper.

I'd have to say Alice and Trixi go off by themselves and do a bit of carpet munchin, and leave Ralph and (can't think of his pal's name) they go off bowling or something. Ain't nothin sexy about those two guys.

Ed Norton had real figity arms and hands if you recall. And when he put his fingers in Alice's pussy it drove her wild because of he couldn't stop wiggling it.

"Hey Alice, if you think THAT feels good, wait until I put my Ram Rod in your Sewer."

"Never mind Norton, you just keep your hand in my cunt until I sqirt all my juices over Ralph's freshly pressed uniform."

While upstairs Ralph is pounding Trixie's butt hole and starts to cum.

"Ooooh Trixie baby, humina humina humina !!!"

Then Trixie goes downstairs to Alice's and says,

"Alice, I just let that tub of lard of your's fuck me in the ass and now he wants to marry me."

Unfortunately that episode was lost in the archives.

And for me, the Honeymooners is one of those things.   Happily, there was no sex, only love, on the Honeymooners.   TV was a lot better without it, too.  The Honeymooners is Exhibit 1 to my argument.

LMAO..I'm with you on that one babe.

If your measuring by the pound.