i just had a client who had toilet paper still stuck in his ass/bad breath/and probably hadn't showered in two days/one more of these fucking pricks and im done/you fucking got that? wash your ass/take a goddam shower and brush youe teeth/and people wonder why im a lesbian/geesh!

A Dyke complaining about a Dude with Dingleberries!

When life gives you Lemons, make Lemonade. When a trick brings you ripe Dingleberry Fruit, JUICE 'EM!

lady, the same goes for you gals.... I can't tell you how upsetting it is to go down on a "lady" (Which I really enjoy) and she has "the odor of death!"  a combo of shit, and poor vaginal hygeine... really bad!

And then to top it off, she gets into it, and won't release my head from between her thighs..... yeesh....

or the lady who comes in with "ashtray mouth"

so yea, lets all get friendly with Mr. Soap and Ms. Water!

Never do anything that doesn't give you pleasure. Don't hesitate to offer a shower when guys come in. You're a working girl but it shouldn't feel like work! When its not fun anymore then quit!

Boy, that sounds disgusting.  I can't imagine having to get naked with a slob! Why didn't you throw him in the shower, pour bleach all over him, and hose his ass down?

it goes both ways i always shower before a meeting but i also like to ask for a dual shower during the session for a little foreplay

Even with my bad habits, I'd be squeeky clean for you!

Did I tell you I've converted lesbians back to wanting men? Just for the fact they hope the rest are as good-looking, charming, sweet, sexually superior, and just plain Mr. Wonderful as I that they wake up with their panties(if they're wearing them) all wet in anticipation?

You've said so much with so few words ........... thanks for the great belly laugh!  

BTW, I feel your pain! *spoken in my best Bubba voice*

Hopefully, there's no Mr. Schitt in the picture?

..... before sending Mr. turdblossom packing. LOL

....... there could be a simple explanation.  He might have been running short of time, and came over straight from work.  Jobs are hard to come by these days!  LOL

Too funny, man ........... is that the female equivalent of "morning wood"? LOL

Maybe you should consider starting up a business like this one, for lezzies.  LOL

But obviously not as curious as you...

..... if you're feeling this overwhelmed it's definitely time for a break  because once in a while no matter how much you stress they have good hygiene from there mouth to their ass  there will always be one who doesn't get it honey.

.... it's always easy to tell a girl to quit or find another profession when those on the other end don't hold up to their responsibilities.

I think she really needs a long break. I've had to take one or 2 myself lol.  There are always bad days and maybe she has had one too many.

It was merely a tongue incheek analogy for a type of business that you could develop based on your talents, for women of course, not men.  The image just popped into my mind, since I find it amusing that there are organizations that feel that they can "cure" gay men ...... have no idea about lesbians ......... and wasn't trying to slam anyone.  

Your post just cracked me up, so I was hopefully trying to add a bit more humor to it.

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But obviously not as curious as you...

Your right, I don't have any idea.  But, because of the way you mentioned it, I could probably make a wild guess.  Hopefully I didn't step on anyones toes ........ I just thought the name Mr Schitt sounded funny, and wasn't thinking that there was a real SO in the mix.  Since I found this entire thread to be quite hilarious, I certainly wasn't trying to turn it into anything negative.  I'd probably edit the last sentence, but my edit button no longer works.  Anyway, to Mrs Schitt ....... carry on!  LOL