Re: Some guys just need to take control

That video was hilarious!

Here is one I've used...

Margaux, Latour, Haut-Brion....

If these names ring a bell for you, we have something in common already!

My likes:

Champagne & oysters (raw)
Sushi & Sake (cold)
Steak & Bordeaux (properly aged)
And dessert (of course!)

Always a nice glass of wine with a breathtaking view.

Getting lots of exercise

My dislikes:

People who are loud or obnoxious
Tattoos
Vegetarians


(there's more, but this gives a flavour)

At least the caption is.  Get it right, people.  

Anyway.  I've wondered what if the hobbysts were to have their own websites.  What kind of beautiful, classy, intelligent and everything written and spelled perfect sites are they going to put up?  What kind of pretty photos are they going to show?  Ah, you thought it was so easy! lol

You pay me for my time too.

I guess that makes it so that we pay each other for our time.

Of course that will NEVER happen, so I will happily keep paying, with the women now knowing what she is getting when I arrive until I get there.

But I will give my likes and dislikes also.

Likes:
- Smart Women
- Curves
- Great attitudes, Friendly
- Red Hair

Dislikes:
- Smoking
- Smelly women
- Smoking
- Bad attitudes
- Smoking (Did I make myself clear?)

Talents:
- Great massages.  I have been called the man with the hands that won't quit!
- Great conversation

If interested, send email to luv_women (at) hotmail.com

after laughing so hard?  Make your fantasy of being with a superhero come true.  BSD Come equiped with all the emotional stability of an 11 year old little girl, the face of DJ Qualls and the body of Bill Clinton.

You will enjoy your time with BSD, and our rates are in direct proportion to the enjoyment factor...  1/2 hr is $3000, 1 hour is discounted at $2000 and our special 90 package of caped fun is $1000....   ask about our dinner special - you cook, and BSD burps and farts providing that real BFE experience... that package is $750 while the overnight special is a mere $100.  the overnight package includes toenail pickin in bed, uncapped toothpaste, and smelly underarms... after the 30 min workout...  yes, you are indeed in for a treat....

When BSD goes down on you, you will appreciate looking at the top of his "going for that Yul Brenner" look with all the dandruff flakes...  a special treat if ever there was one... and that snaggle tooth... well, it just ads to the anticipation....   BSD prides himself on his ability to DFK, right after a tunafish sandwich washed down with a couple of cups of coffee....   it does not get anybetter than this....  

For his reviews....

Romance is in the air... The fine art of BFE

Yes I said it!  Boy Friend Effect!!!!!!!!!!

Do you like long walks on the beach at sunset, sipping wine at a French cafe, or breaking objects with your hands and feet?  Well I'm the guy for you.

I offer the full BFE treatment.  Nobody, and I mean nobody, gives better BFE.  Call me your BFE expert, just don't call me a Gent.

My services include, but not limited to, the following:

BBDS (bare back dining service) where I cook for you in the nude.

BBCS  (bare back cleaning service) you get the idea. Note: Windows must be with a cover.


Or you can have the full BFE service.  This is where I come over to your place and lay on the couch all day, fart, eat everything in your frig, drink your last beer and hit on your girlfriends.

Rates start at $20 per day.  Please don't ask me to pay you, cause I will.

Doesn't every girl deserve a little Blackbelt in their life?

Your donation is for my companionship only.  Anything else that happens is between two or three consenting adults is nobody else's damn business.


Call now. Operators are waiting and waiting and waiting.

Cheers,

BBxxx

Are you tired of the same old BFE experience?

Are you tired of having the same old BFE?
Is it always about HIM and his pleasure?
Are you fed up and tired of his great looks, and a package that's more suitable for getting elephants pregnant?
Does he do cover shots for heaving bosom novels that you like to read to get some romance in your life, yet he’s only out for HIS gratification?

THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!

I offer a full OBFE - the OLDER Boy Friend Experience.

Treat yourself  to a gentleman who knows through YEARS of experience how to please a woman.
A man who knows his limitations and wants YOU to have the encounter that will want you coming back for more!
A man who knows that he better DO a lady right by his actions - because his looks alone won’t keep you coming back for more!!

My rates are COMPLETELY open for negotiation, but I do like to charge by the O - yours and not MINE!

The first big earth shattering -  fireworks in the air - Was that just an earthquake feeling  - just $300.

Each subsequent nirvana experience is just $175 MORE !!!

(However if you BEG and PLEAD for another one - which you will - rates are increased by $25 for each instance)

So YOU make the call!
I accept all calls blocked or not!
NO references needed!!

Just call me and I’m YOURS!

(Due to the constraints of certain legal actions taken against me by the Keep America Beautiful committee and the Society to Protect children and a pending lawsuit as the result of a bad experience with the Hair Club for Men - my pictures are not available at this time)


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Hey guys, i'm loving it so let's keep it going

I love this board and all the great people who participate. There's so much talent here and I want to see more

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