some guys' stories. Sorry. [quote][username]silvertongue1[/username] Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago. I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it! [quote][username]Tornacl[/username]I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story. He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution. He was single and said, why not. A meeting was set up and away he went. The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services. He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined. Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.[/quote][/quote]"/> some guys' stories. Sorry. [quote][username]silvertongue1[/username] Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago. I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it! [quote][username]Tornacl[/username]I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story. He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community. They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution. He was single and said, why not. A meeting was set up and away he went. The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community. They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services. He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined. Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.[/quote][/quote],escort review, escort reviews,escorts,service,provider,chicago,las vegas,toronto,female,atlanta,dallas,houston,new york,united states,canada,vancouver,boston,escort,call,girl,massage,review,reviews,ter,TER,ohio,tree house park,treehousepark,world sex guide,the big dog,the Big doggie,aspd,red book,my red book,Captain 69"/> : TER General Board Discussion : "Some guys from Pennsylvania told me the same thing 30 years ago."
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hgfgs 24 Reviews 2145 reads
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1 / 13
Amish style

I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story.

He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community.  They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.  

He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.

The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community.  They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.

He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.  

Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.

bonordonor 425 reads
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2 / 13
You should be Amishamed of yourself for posting this garbage. -e-


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USGrantlover 221 Reviews 427 reads
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3 / 13
Stupidest post ever well done

SPOTY worthy for sure.  

Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story.  
   
 He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community.  They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.  
   
 He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.  
   
 The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community.  They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.  
   
 He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.  
   
 Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.

skarphedin 365 reads
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4 / 13
I too am amishamed... of myself for laughing so loudly at that... -e


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89Springer 427 reads
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5 / 13
Was he sure it was a woman and not a farm animal? ;) eom


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beefyjack 22 Reviews 451 reads
posted
6 / 13
better than what they put on tv

maybe next season of bachelorett

Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 560 reads
posted
7 / 13
Urban legend fail.

Do you also believe that Pop Rocks + soda = death?

Come on, man.

silvertongue1 14 Reviews 470 reads
posted
8 / 13
Not urban legend!

Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago.  
I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it!

Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story.  
   
 He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community.  They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.  
   
 He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.  
   
 The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community.  They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.  
   
 He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.  
   
 Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.

bonordonor 354 reads
posted
9 / 13
I'm guessing you and Tornacl drink at the same bar! Bar stories, too funny. -e-


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Tobi Telford See my TER Reviews 436 reads
posted
10 / 13
"Some guys from Pennsylvania told me the same thing 30 years ago."

That's exactly how urban legends spread, dude.  

Look it up. When the Amish become concerned about their gene pool being limited, they simply meet up with other Amish communities by way of either individuals moving to different communities, or by the large migration of one community to another. If they're concerned about potential inbreeding consequences, do you really think they'd pay random dudes outside of their communities (dudes who are carrying god knows what diseases) to just come in and have extramarital/premarital sex with their women? That pretty much goes against their entire belief system.  

Common sense > "some guys'" stories. Sorry.  
Posted By: silvertongue1
 
 Sorry Tobi, but I Knew some guys from Pennsylvania who told me the same thing 30 years ago.  
 I checked more because I didn't believe it, but tis true for the reasons stated. The sheet and witnesses take the fun out of it!  
Posted By: Tornacl
I was out drinking with some friends. Of course the conversation moved to sex, then what was the strangest encounter you have ever had. One guy hemmed and hawed and finally told us his story.  
     
  He lives in area near a lot of Amish people. Worked with several and got to know them pretty well. The Amish have a limited gene pool as they inter marry in the community.  They will at times go outside the community in search of genetic material to broaden the pool. He was approached to make a contribution.    
     
  He was single and said, "why not." A meeting was set up and away he went.  
     
  The woman was covered with a sheet, that had an opening in a critical spot. In attendance was her husband and an elder from the community.  They were there to make sure no pleasure occurred. He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.  
     
  He most have done a good job because they approached him again a couple years later for a repeat performance. He was engaged at the time and declined.    
     
  Go find the Amish. You might get lucky and leave with a few bucks in your pocket.

Blowing Chunks 393 reads
posted
11 / 13
Why can't he just store his ingredients in a syringe give it to the hubby to inject it in her?

I'm skeptical of this story. If it did happen in sure it's extremely rare... About as rare as Americans and Asians and Europeans doing strange things.

maxwell44 23 Reviews 364 reads
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12 / 13
You left out one part of the story

Posted By: Tornacl
He never saw her face and the only part of her that he saw was a big hairy 70s porno bush. It took him a little while to get turned on with the two dudes watching but finally got busy and finished. As he left he was given a payment for his stud services.
Then those 2 dudes removed their fake beards revealing that they were really his bar buddies playing a prank, and they took the sheet off the woman and said "Surprise! You just did your sister!  Hahaha.  We got you."

Those 2 pranksters were never seen or heard from again.

inicky46 61 Reviews 461 reads
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13 / 13
I have consulted an expert on All Things Amish and she says,

Bullshit!  She's of German background and lives deep in the heart of Amishland.  Her exact words were, "No! We like inbred in Lancaster County."

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