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skarphedin 1009 reads
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What would the opposite of a "mangina" be?

Just curious as I have seen this slur thrown around so much, and there's so many posters who have ALL the answers. Inquiring mind I am....

neandermonger
trickathal

These two just popped into my head and they are possibly as disparaging as being called a mangina, so in keeping with the intent, there you have it!

Oh wait that's too long, lol! Seriously yours are funny!

And I know that at least 2-3 of these guys are lot nicer than they appear on the board. Watching some of the other here have a hissy fit amuses them to no end!

Steph

JackDunphy848 reads

And fwiw, its not JUST the johns that get a kick out of hissy fit, hooker meltdowns...it's quite a few gals that are amused by it too. Trust me! ;)

See, I was thinking about the guys that have hissy fits. I think that's funnier. I won't point fingers but you know what I mean.

I've watched some guys completely implode over shit here.

Now you, you need a spanking! :-O

JackDunphy946 reads

I can enjoy a mangina meltdown just as much, if not more, than a good BSC hooker one. I mean with women, you have the whole hormonal crap going on all the time so you have something of a built in excuse. LOL

You see my dear, I am all about the "gender equality" when it comes to hissy fits! :D

And get in line sugar. The list of women that want to smack the shit out of this stud is increasing minute by minute.  

Some have even suggested they would pay ME so they could beat the shit out of me! Should I ask for gifts and tips too? Hmmmm.... LOL

Of course I won't expect to get a tip after some gal(s) get to fuck my brains out.

But tips are never expected...and greatly appreciated.

I also know that the gals would want us to go for an OTC dinner with them.  I'm OK with that...gotta eat anyhow  ;)

And of course the gals will use their TER handle to get in touch with us (I'm a pretty careful screener).  Amazing how many of them love to screw around on here as well.  And dudes like bonehead haven't realized the dynamics.

Posted By: JackDunphy
I can enjoy a mangina meltdown just as much, if not more, than a good BSC hooker one. I mean with women, you have the whole hormonal crap going on all the time so you have something of a built in excuse. LOL  
   
 You see my dear, I am all about the "gender equality" when it comes to hissy fits! :D  
   
 And get in line sugar. The list of women that want to smack the shit out of this stud is increasing minute by minute.  
   
 Some have even suggested they would pay ME so they could beat the shit out of me! Should I ask for gifts and tips too? Hmmmm.... LOL

LucasHood977 reads

Lol pretty funny considering some meltdowns I've seen on the NC board.  

Posted By: MatureGFE
See, I was thinking about the guys that have hissy fits. I think that's funnier. I won't point fingers but you know what I mean.

I've watched some guys completely implode over shit here.

Now you, you need a spanking! :-O

bonordonor1045 reads

There is literally & figuratively. literally: I suspect it would be a TS. Figuratively: it would be hbyist+truth=;('s 3 butt plugs, plus a few others. I hope this helps.

You've become a bored stalker...and called out as a mangina..

I get you're not a happy camper that h+t doesn't want you as a butt plug...butt (yeah...butt) if you work real hard at this you can find some gal that'll let you sniff her.

How about some of the gals on the Newbie board?  You're just what they're looking for.

Posted By: bonordonor
There is literally & figuratively. literally: I suspect it would be a TS. Figuratively: it would be hbyist+truth=;('s 3 butt plugs, plus a few others. I hope this helps.

JackDunphy882 reads

Look, you need to lighten up a little on Borrowed Boner...GaG found out he cant get laid IRL so that is why he is so pissy.

Real scared to negotiate too, but he negotiates EVERYTHING else in life. LOL

Sure, he negotiates at the gas pump, at the doctors office, at Rite Aid, lol. But PUSSY is where he draws the line.  

The one certain thing that he CAN negotiate, that costs the MOST, he wont.  

Yep, Heather and BWB will love this dude. I just hope when he tips them he gets their permission first. :

Aren't you supposed to be half mangina?

Sorry had to say it!

:-)

Steph

bonordonor936 reads

I was just trying to answer the question. If, literally (although I don't think a made up word can be taken literally), a mangina is a man with a vagina, then the opposite of that would be a girl with a dick. As for being half mangina...I prefer to think of myself as having mangina in my ancestry. I had my doctor check me out on my last physical and she couldn't find any signs of manginaitis. lol

Eunuch's

That explains quite a bit.

Were they surgically removed or were you born that way?

Posted By: bonordonor
I was just trying to answer the question. If, literally (although I don't think a made up word can be taken literally), a mangina is a man with a vagina, then the opposite of that would be a girl with a dick. As for being half mangina...I prefer to think of myself as having mangina in my ancestry. I had my doctor check me out on my last physical and she couldn't find any signs of manginaitis. lol

JackDunphy877 reads

The fact that his female doc couldn't find his manginaitis is b/c she proly hooks in her spare time and frequents the NB thrice daily.  

Do you think Boners Without Borders tips his doc or does he think the $100 VISA gift card is sufficient enough?

And that is quite a foolish position to take especially now.

Considering the state of healthcare (thank you ACA), it is incumbent on all patients to be vocal as to "reasonable charges".  Even with my BCBS insurer working to get discounted rates...it's still wide open to additional discounting.

Fortunately enough patients like bonehead pay MSRP which allows asswipes like me to get better pricing.

The worst that a hospital/physician/clinic can say is NO.  Then I can decide to go elsewhere.

I don't know about a used car...I've never bought one or attempted to.  It would seem like they would be tough to really beat into submission.  After all...they know how to deal with cheapskates like me.

Posted By: JackDunphy
The fact that his female doc couldn't find his manginaitis is b/c she proly hooks in her spare time and frequents the NB thrice daily.  
   
 Do you think Boners Without Borders tips his doc or does he think the $100 VISA gift card is sufficient enough?

I mean assholes and butt plugs? I don't fucking care what your fetish is, nor did I ask but oh well, if you feel the need to inform me of your crap, go ahead, it's good for a laugh until it gets really boring.

bonordonor728 reads

Answer: In 1968, He/She set the world record for biggest butt plug holder.

bonordonor762 reads

Who was h+t's mother or grandmother......mother or grandmother. Either would have been accepted as they tied for the record that year. Mother would go on to hold that title for many years until h+t took it away and holds that record to this day with 3+ butt plugs at once.

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bonordonor1001 reads

My only fascination/association with ass is that I laugh my ass off every time I hit "post message". And yes, I do drink Dos Equis cousin's beer, Dos LMFAO.

it's difficult for me to describe the opposite. Funny thing is for quite some time I couldn't figure out  what is was at all because I was pronouncing gina like the girls name. All I knew is that it was an insult by context, then finally I pronounced gina as the end of vagina and I figured it out. But honestly I still don't know exactly what it's supposed to mean, I've seen it used for so many situations I cannot nail down how it's supposed to be defined.

you make the call!

There have been times when I thought each was appropriate (depending on the alleged "Mangina-ism" being addressed at the time).

And, there are times when both fit simultaneously!

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