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Because a hooker said that my dick was too small... And she told it to all her hooker friends and they all laughed at me...
They would call me at 2:00 A.M. and make small penis jokes.. 
Come over lol. I will make it all better. Not every hooker/woman needs even an average sized weenie to "fill her up." 
I can't believe she turned me down because I'm average sized.
Killed my dream... 
I will trust their opinion....
...it automatically gets forwarded to "Mr. Hound of Cullin."
Good looking guy...NFL Hall of Famer.
And apparently being stalked by someone on this board LOL
Hi Curly,
between the 80th & 100th lap of the race! The picture graph between the 60th & 80th lap is when I watch Danica race!
-- Modified on 3/25/2013 1:50:59 AM
....When you find a woman who fulfills your every fantasy and desire...who has the ability to be all the women that you have ever wanted...Temptress, Porn Star, Insatiable Slut and Sensual Lover...And because of her you leave every encounter with a provider feeling that something was lacking.....When you find her you reture from solo hobbying...I did.
Until you find yours....keep on playing. 
Been a member since 'aught 6 or so the sticker in the right hand would indicate (actually I was a member before the present persona emerged! but switched to this one in 'aught 6). Between the two personals I have about 50 or 60 reviews (the ones under the previous nom de plume were disappeared!) but there was no "gap" in my hobbying efforts, just a shift in how I presented my self. However, about 3 years ago, I disappeared from "the boards"! Why? to tell the truth, I don't know, what I do know is around that time I stepped up my "experiences with strippers." Dated a few, fell in lust with more, and in general had less time and money for the hobby.
I recently went with two escort ladies, and now have a better answer as to "why." The two ladies I went with had decent pics - and I was very attracted to their pictures - but when I met them?! they did little for me They were the ladies in the pictures, or pretty close, but to be honest, it was obvious that the pictures were taken to flatter the women. I've noticed that even with a ton of reviews, often the lady is NOT up to the advertising (often, NOT always). With my strippers, I get exactly what I see! no more, no less. I also get someone who is willing to "play," be available for accompanying me to social events (weddings, business dinners etc.) without charging me (pay for play only arrangement).
There is of course the ackward moments on occasion - pay scale, meeting parents etc. (yes I have met parents - who are younger than ME!) but for the most part, I enjoy the excitement of sex in the champagne court - etc.
Have I found the perfect compromise though? Recently was in a strip club, and the gal on stage use to provide..... now if I could just get her to set aside some time! lol! She would fit both worlds perfectly!
see, there is a designer of the universe!