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So is KlitKommandant the King of Kunnilingus? (eom) ------->teeth_smile
ILikeToAlliterateALot 456 reads
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KlitKommandant!2457 reads

So ....how many of you guys really know how to eat pussy?

I got the damned TMJ to prove it!!!!!

I need a "Gives Great Girl-Head" T-Shirt.

I Am The Klit Kommandant!

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KillerOfDreams457 reads

Unfortunately, as for me, more practice is required. The lady I usually see has given me lots of instruction and some assigned reading to help though. LOL

Perhaps, with sufficient practice, I shall become UberKlittenKommandant.

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KlitKommandant!385 reads

Tenacity is key!

Own the marble!

Let her set the rhythm....(Motion of the hips is the cue..)

About rhythm....Pick a tune and just go with it. If it's a long haul, say 20 minutes... I go with "Sex Machine"...now if I've know the lady a while I improv, nice to write a song with the tongue on the lips.

Vertical alignment is KRITIKAL!!!!

I find this to be the most variable part of the equation. Never hurts to ask. My fave just touches my head and moves me as if a barber.

Pressure.....Always start light. Then see what you can get away with, which is a lot if you do it right.

If it works....don't change drastically! Vary your theme gradually, her body will tell you what is working.

Now...Momentum....that is the strategy, one must be ready and know when to kick up the intensity.

She'll go through stages......the midway point is when she just relaxes and gives in. Then you can begin the closing gambit.

Now, fast tongue flicking might look impressive but it truly isn't necessary.

Back to the closing gambit....

When the O starts to cum on it's obvious. Her abs will tighten up, she may even curl....

your head may get clamped.......

It's important to breathe, because you ain't done yet! If you break the cycle she'll beat you!

Now, really important, if you want to give her multiples....

Immediately after she cums...lighten up dramatically.....

Then go from there ever more carefully and with sensitivity.....she's lit up like a firecracker at this point....

If she just can't take it she'll push you away.

If not...

repeat as necessary!

WHOOT!!!!

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PontificatingEructation383 reads

The TRUE Clit Commander.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB51NCcvuMs

Related Link: Jay And Silent Bob - I am The Clit Commander!

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KlitKommandant!345 reads

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KlitKommandant!294 reads



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nervousone363 reads

what's tmj and whta's the secret

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annabelle783 reads

You can also try spelling out your abc's with your tongue on the hood of her clit :)

Related Link: CUM INSIDE

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Claudius42310285 reads

TMJ is tempro mandibular joint.

i guess that the OP claims to have been so heroic in his efforts that he developed a case of TMJD (see the attached link).

whether one develops TMJD as a result of a session may depend on whether you are a "power player" or whether you have "finesse".

Related Link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temporomandibular_joint_disorder

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hiddenhills306 reads

Related Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=TMJ

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Dr. Dre261 reads

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hound_dog69271 reads

Maybe, just maybe, if you have TMJ you're doing it wrong...

Maybe we should ask the ladies ;-)

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Vajayjay350 reads

All you lame fucks are that way.

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KillerOfDreams298 reads

So ... tell me ... how does one fuck properly?

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KlitKommandant!277 reads

Yeah...I can't fuck!

That's it.

Hahahahahahaha!

Wooohooohooowooohoooo!

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mrfisher298 reads

There's no reason that the jaw should get over stressed during DATY.

What happens to me however, is that I get a pinched nerve in my neck from the angle the head needs to be at to get proper access.

I had to see a doctor for it and I told him how it happened and he said to knock it off.  I said NFW!

So now, I do it the smart way.  Kneel on the floor (on pillows) at the side of the bed while she lies down with her legs over the side.  The angle works out perfectly and no more pain in the neck.

The only other part of the body that gets somewhat stressed is the tongue, but in time you get used to that; plus you can entertain people at the pub by showing how you can lift chairs with you tongue!

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BaltimoreBetty259 reads

The liberator cushion is great.  There are many different styles.  I have the Hip Cushion.  It raises you up just enough so you can gain access more easily.  

Check out this link:

http://reviews.liberator.com/9067/265595/category.htm

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Dr. Dre297 reads



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KlitKommandant!274 reads

I had it, briefly, over 18 years ago..

Probably from grinding teeth when sleeping. Man did it hurt when my jaw felt like a rubberband snapped all of a sudden. Pain for weeks...

Some of you folks are sooooo serious. Yeesh!

Licking poonani does not 'cause TMJD. In my case I typically induce an acute case of erotic asphyxiation from the vice-like head clamp!

I'm thinking of sticking oversized straws up my nostrils for that occasion...

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ILikeToAlliterateALot457 reads

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