Wow this thing felt crazy good. Like I was squirming as she stoked me with it.  

Comes in an egg shaped container and looks like a hard-boiled egg you stick your dick in.  

At about $7 an egg (I think you could wash and re-use if you wanted), I am bringing one to every session just in case.  

I am still laughing about it.

I associate sperm and eggs in the same thought as having life-altering consequences.

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