well since (most of us) are sitting at home or otherwise bored ..  lets reminisce on the sluttiest thing one ever did ..   for me ..  i meet this LA 11 at a vegas strip club.  insanely hot, flawless beauty.   she asks for my phone number i tell her, honey you are so out of my league i wouldn't insult you by offering you $600.   she goes off ...  eventually that night i hook up with this soft 8 latina girl, very nice, very accommodating back at my hotel room.  

we are literally in the middle of missionary, the phone rings, its the 11 !  ... she is willing to come over in a few minutes for $600 ...   i get off (and out of !) the latina and tell her, i have a biz meeting you have to leave now. ..practically throw her out the door .. shower and as i get out of the shower the 11 knocks on the door !     now obviously this was a few years ago, at my current age i couldn't have considered this   LOL  

oh PS ..  the 11 gets naked .. lays in bed.. i stare and just admire the perfection  .. if on TER she would be $1200 an hour or more  ... she .. passes out   LOL .. wakes up 30 minutes later, gets dressed and walks out .. i go HEY whats the deal .. she just ignores me and leaves   ... that will teach me !!