Lets keep this is the context of P4P. After all this is a fuck board...ok?
We've all said something that wasn't appropriate or maybe it was something really funny that fit that particular occasion for that time. For example say you're getting rimmed and you blurt out something to the effect like, "Clean it like you mean it". Maybe not that caddy but you get the ideal...Now in my time, trust me I've said some weird ass shit, most are really funny but seeing that is is my thread, I'll go first..
I arranged to meet a young lady in Vegas. She was the "it" girl at that time where of her 30 reviews, 28 were 10/10's. Her website had great pictures, and compound that with her reviews I had to meet her.
Seeing that both of us are "smokers" we decided to just have a crazy party, to make a night of it. Well we meet and she looks great. We get to our room and the party begins. Sexually she was perfect. Now, she was attractive, but a10? I dunno..for sure an 8. With round one in the books and we're relaxing. She's leaning against the headboard of the bed, I'm laying on my stomach, my head flat on her lap, looking at her like some lost puppy in love..She takes a hit of the smoke and passes me the joint. Before I take a hit I ask her..."Hey, can I ask you a question?"...She replies, "Sure"...I then ask.."What's with all those tens?"....She exhales and then says..."Fuck You"...then we had a laugh and she said, "I really don't know".
Anyway, to this day, one of the best nights I ever spent with a hooker...

One time we were both relaxing after a good romp, and she had her music playing in the background when a classical piece called Clair d'lune came on.

 
I told her how much I love Debussy.

 
She said "duh", why else would you be here?

END OF MESSAGE

I was pretty immature..  I just turned 40 in April., and one of my friends told me that if by the time you are 40, and not matured, you don't have to worry about it..  That made me happy.. LOL.. Sorry I digress.  

 
So there used to be this agency in DC called CDC (Classy DC Companions), who were initially not bad, but later on went down the route of a meat factory run by Nigerian thugs.   In the initial days of the agency, there was a young girl named Pamela.  Now this one was super hot.. Long blonde hair all the way down to her ass. Tall like a volley ball player. Just naturally beautiful person.  

 
I told her once, that if I were a woman and as hot as her, I would do "this" (as in P4P) for living as well.. Both of us had a good laugh over it. I still laugh when I think of it.  

 
Another story... There used to be another agency called "DC Eden". The gal who ran the agency went by Heather. Sweetest person you will ever talk to. Back in 2003-2004 it was more prevalent to just call up and talk to other person. Back then talking on the phone didn't bother me.. Now It does.. The only person I talk to these days is my cat.. Sorry, I digress again.  

 
So Heather would fly in girls from all over the country. At one point she had her sister working for her, and she was very upfront about it.. I got super drunk at TGIF one day and called her. I asked her if she and her sister would like to come over to my place for a threesome..  

 
I used to be pretty wild back in my 20s. Now I am just boring.. I read books and watch baseball.. LOL.

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You are a classy man.. Your funny moments are as classy as you are..  

 
Have you ever romped with Fiddy or Ludacris playing in the background? That's 50 cent's nickname BTW.. Try it next time.

But when I was going to submit one, her profile was gone. She told me that she had TER remove her reviews due to at that time, the TER emblem had to be attached to her ads. I don't know if this is still the case but she was opposed to that.  That's  what I remember...so no review. But if I was to rate her looks, probably a 8.5...lol

the acronym for the Center for Disease Control, is it any wonder why an escort service by the name went out of business?  That's some marketing genius!!   LOL

I really haven't kept up with the Hip Hop genre lately.

 
My last exposure was to 2 Live Crew way back in the 90s.   Now that was some good screwing music.

Next to these guys.

those guys were not that smart, actually not even decent people. Like I said they were thugs.  Gerald or G as most would call him, the pimp who ran the outfit, had temperament of Tuco Salamanca from Breaking Bad. You couldn't have even a two minute decent conversation with the man, without him going off on you..

 
When they got in legal trouble, the grand jury indictment was leaked by someone, and posted online. United States District Court for the Eastern District of Virginia was the prosecuting body, so it is entirely possible that someone leaking it might have been a John himself (assuming it was a dude who leaked it)..  

 
Us long time mongers had a ball reading some of the stuff the dude did including brandishing weapon at one of the girls, tax evasion, money laundering, and of course running a criminal enterprise. He got like 51 months (a relatively light sentence) .. Sad and entertaining at the same time.