We've all been trying to drown each other lately.

It's fun!

...timid to go through while others bull their way past drivers with the right of way.  It's usually chaos at rush hour.

You are entering a store and the entrance has a double door, one door on the left which opens to the left and one door on the right which swings open to the right.  In short, a “normal” person entering would open the one on his right and a person coming out of the store would open the one to the entering person’s left.  So here is what drives me crazy….  Often, folks coming out, will approach either door, and stand there with a silly grin on their mugs holding door open, as if I am too much of a simpleton to actually grasp the concept of opening the door…. And INSIST that I walk through it… all the while holding up traffic while he waits for me to go through the door he has opened…. And then, IF I choose NOT to thank him, he gets all huffy.  Why? That is why they put the double door there in the first place…. so that folks can come and go at the same time without holding up the traffic....

This is not unrelated to the four way stop sign where the person who is there 1st gets to go first.  But NOOOOOOO the polite goon police will sit there and insist that the very last person to enter the intersection be the first to go.  How do they indicate this… with hand jesters and motions galore…  just too much…. Why can’t common sense prevail?

Because you were trying to get to a session, and you were so frustrated by the door incident and the 4 way stop right before the incall location that it ruined the mood for your date.

(Even if you are Bizarro Superdude, you need to keep threads on topic, so I thought I would help you out there.)
Maybe scoed will add a picture for us now

is a result of "rubber" necking

I think you're being a bit harsh on the door holders but I agree with the stop sign turds. While I agree, I don't think it's always because people are nice, a lot of the time I think it's because they're stupid and don't know who has the right of way.

And don't get me started on people at left turn lights with their heads up their asses or the morons who are yet to realize you can turn right on red.

...making their brake lights flash on and off like a strobe lightQ

You  got out on good behavior?

I hate when they only unlock one of the doors.

so that means I can ask, where did you get the jeep ?

watch out for those six way intersections!

Six Stop Signs ?

He disappears for 3 years, and then comes back complaining about doors instead of whores.

Been far too buzy with the stripper friends... oh my, the stories I have there... married AND  pregnant.... then there was the one who posed for me, I gave her the pics, she sent them in to playboy and got a contract, I am waiting the publication... so I can post a link to the pics!!!! lol!!! All in a day's fun and frolick!