As someone who's never dabbled in the Greek arts, I seriously don't get why so many dudes want it. I can't imagine that it's all that different from traditional intercourse (aside from maybe a slight tightness differential), and I for one am absolutely terrified of the concept of a dick in my ass. It does not sound like something that anyone without a prostate could enjoy, and therefore it frightens and confuses me.  

I had a conversation with several providers that offer it as well as gentlemen who have done it, majority of ladies seem to enjoy it, the gentlemen think is just a turn on "mentally" because for whatever reason is not the "normal route" so to speak. I haven't really "fully tried it" but thumbs up to those ladies who enjoy it and those gentlemen who are careful enough not to hurt the ladies.. It seems a bit painful in my opinion, but whatever floats your boat..!

There is literature out there discussing the fact that there is an anal G-spot analogous to the vaginal G-spot.  You can google and find testimonials about it.

I can't take it one step further by trying to even describe what sweet means...

I Know many ladies that prefer that to traditional..  I love My buttocks
Cool question..
happy friday night..  
nice to participate on the general boards
xoxo Lovely Lorena

covered with chocolate.  

seem to see it as a power trip.  At least that is how they have portrayed it to me anyhow.

For me, it's all about that chocolate!   I'm talking Gadiva chocolate melt. If you have some marshmellow handy, it makes a great dip.  

Nothing beats a bare pussy.  Live and learn.

..tried it a few times and then had the cure all experience. Talk about gross. Also dont want anything in my ass including tongue. But thats just me.

If it was one of the guys asking me.. I would just say....

...and if you don't WANT to be fucked in the butt, it's never going to seem like something that won't hurt.  This might sound overtly sentimental but I truly believe that 80% of learning to take it in the ass is mental.  You have to be able to relax on a level that many people never relax (think about it, the sphincter muscle is clenched 24/7 otherwise with few exceptions), and because it is so difficult to figure out how to relax that way (especially for a beginner), you'll never be successful unless you want to be.  Kind of a catch-22 for a lot of people!

you had hots for my super ex girlfriend, I suggested that while she maybe really into anal sex, there is no difference between her anus and vagina.. In fact the former is a lot looser than latter.

For the guy, Greek doesn't feel any different than vaginal sex. The allure is that its forbidden. And because its forbidden guys want to experience it. So its all mental, not physical. I've done it and enjoyed it, but not nearly as much as I've enjoyed sex with someone that I've connected with. Now THAT'S  hot!

I would never want to have unprotected sex...

You just sounded like the Caveman lawyer from SNL (pic)with this phrase. Lol.

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For me, it's all about that chocolate!   I'm talking Gadiva chocolate melt. If you have some marshmellow handy, it makes a great dip.  

But it seemed your GF was busy so her friend took her place.

Skinny arms and big fake boobs....

I am partial to that little headband thing as well.  I did a scene a while back with a gal pal who dressed as an Indian Princess....and it was the hottest fucking scene in the world.  I'll bet Tobi would look great as an Indian Princess as well...at least in my world.

A nice lady offered it to me but couldn't put it in; my dick crumpled against the opening. Not sure if I just got trolled by an asshole. Now I'm even more curious.

I am not always in mood of anal, even if it is on the menu... I kinda have to be in mood of anal.

export couple of those to mainland USA...

If I'm in the mood, I don't get a provider who has it on her menu but really doesn't like it.

We watch porn and it's a turn on to some guys. In porn though, there's never an "accident", at least not one that doesn't hit the cutting floor. In escorting, there have been absolutely gross stories conveyed by some guys. Maybe they were accidental or maybe the provider hadn't prepared properly.

with an escort who barely understood English, although she spoke Spanish, French and Italian. I had a difficult time communicating what I wanted, was basically reduced to pantomine. When it came time to fuck I indicated I wanted mish. She complied and then seamlessly led me into her ass! I had no fucking clue that was on the way!  


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My college girlfriend had the most incredible orgasms during anal (she was my first anal sex). I mean incredible, if I would have taped them they would have made some great jerk off material. That woman came from her toes during anal sex, I mean she had great orgasms vaginally and orally too (she taught me how to eat pussy) but her anal orgasms were...well as you can guess at this point they were memorable.

deep throat blow jobs. And I mean deep throat not deep mouth. There's nothing like the feeling of pushing past the throat, it's an amazing feeling. I'd like to meet a provider that can give me a Linda Lovelace deepthroat style blowjob one day. I'll enjoy the journey of the search, but I'd really like to meet that provider someday.

kissing you from your lips to your toes and the back up to your pussy all the while taking in the visual journey of your ink, yeah I think that might be a great way to spend an hour. hmmm

I might not have minded it so much, had I not suffered from the abuse of dudes who thought they could just jam it right in. Or, jam their fingers right in. There is a post addressing exactly that on the NY board right now. If only some of my clients had read it back in the day....

Vs. Dispensing medical advice based on googling !

My only point vis-a-vis the other post was that stripper slide has risks and is NOT a 100% safe activity. I should have predicted that guys would rush to oppose that statement.

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My theory as to why women devoloped breasts.

Never done it and no desire to.

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...And pop your cherry.

And in other cultures it is a common way for a young woman to have sex; but technically remain a "virgin"

The ass is a tight hole without teeth.

Maybe the hookers YOU can afford are loose, but your post in general is fkin stupid. Oh, and you might want to take an anatomy course and actually stay awake this time. It is a FACT that once a penis is inserted into the anus, there is actually MORE room, wider walls from side to side than a vagina, so once again you prove your stupidity. The sphincter is only tight if the gal did not stretch it out by using a butt plug for an hour before you arrived, and most practice this.  

+1 eom

and they can make that sphincter even tighter than that if they want to.

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Gesundheit

It's a domination thing, the ultimate in submittal IMHO...I don't care of the guy sees it that way or not.

Or in your case, is it a Mare?

There is no such thing as 'coming out of retirement' for this gal, idiot. I will work as a hotel manager before that ever happens, and quite frankly, no shame in that career, though it is not really what I am trained for. I have not one but TWO fkin jobs, thank you very much. I will get three if need be, though in six months I will make enough at one to quit the other. Sucks, don't it lol.  

Since we're on this topic, why don't YOU consider receiving Greek?  
That'll give you some cash runway to see hookers again... Lol

I have more than enough to take care of my family.   What I lost was the business that gave me the play money for the hobby, which I've now replaced

Or maybe use balloons as visual aids.

Only a total tool would speak of his WIFE the way you did on here. Tool, tool, tool! Hey, why haven't you left her yet, again? Yah. Because you're too cheap to live on your own!

I merely took your words, idiot. Not my fault you can only afford 'loose' hookers and have to fk them in the ass to get any pleasure. Most of us don't have that problem, and I won't resort to the small d*ck comment, because that's how I like em. Maybe the women you find loose are because of YOUR issue, though and not theirs.  I certainly never had a problem with small guys, and I am talking 4 inches, which is really all it takes.

There's more to marriage than just sex.  Something you would know if you could keep a guy for more than an hour at a time

Has Been Hooker

Or perhaps, as is often the case, I didn't communicate clearly. The hour I spoke of was just me on you, the other hour is you on me. I've got to get mine too, after all I'm the one paying for your time. I was trying to illustrate that I'm not selfish, but as I re read my post I see I wasn't clear. A 1 hour date with a top tier lady like yourself is just simply not enough. Perhaps I should proof read my posts like I do my work email to ensure that I make myself clear, it's the Bourbon that influences me to truncate.

Damn, you are stupid. It's like chasing a fkin field mouse into a wall, and he does not realize he has a bump on his big ass head. Yes, there is more to marriage than just sex...  I have been married TWICE and never cheated, hon, but thanks for the tip. There is also respect, which does not include calling your wife fat, saying she has saggy tits, and mocking her on a fk board, so if anyone needs a clue about what marriage entails, it's you. I've never dogged out my exes on TER except for the CEO, whom I never married. You're a coward chicken shit, too afraid to live on your own so you stay with a woman you're not attracted to, mock her, and cheat on her. Bravo, coward. No, I don't hate men, but I do detest men like YOU. Stupid mouse!

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I am not a Medical Doctor but I'm quite sure I've heard that the intestines are quite long and I mean very long, much longer than the uterus could ever be. More holes shot in your theory, and by the way I know the difference between width and depth. You seem to be an expert at digging holes, keep digging youngster, soon you'll reach China.

this is that fool that posted the other day, I didn't put 2 and 2 together.

Either the original OP about having no funds for hobbying was horseshit or this one is.
If it was so easy to replace the play money business, why bring it up at all less than one month ago?
If it's one thing hookers remember, it's that a John has no money for them...goodbye.  

I am on my balcony staring at blue/green water and white sand, sipping white wine whilst fkin with your dumb ass. Life could not really be any better until my family arrives next week and I get my first PAID vacation. I am the cat, you are the mouse... it does not get any more siimplistic, dear. You are my play toy, and I am actually growing quite bored of kicking you around.  

sucking dick I mean, I'll never get the chance to cross that one off my bucket list. By the way the image of you down on your knees blowing your client in public is indelibly etched in my mind. It's an image I draw on from time to time to jerk off to in between hobby appointments.

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I'd much rather Stan_ankickya

and keep that at the front of my spank bank. It was awesome...especially getting caught

Giving you the benefit of a doubt based on your great info posts on the GD, Regional, and RO boards, I'll take the time to answer you seriously.  

Oh, and my balls are right where they've always been,  and they're really, really big if I do say so myself.

And desperate for attention.