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[sigh] ... Oy Vey
pirouette 4721 reads
posted
1 / 18

This is anonymous so here goes..
Small Penis 4 inches erect, Penis Uncut, Hairy back, Skin is darker around inner thighs (happens to people of dark skin tones), 15 pounds overweight. Face is only redeeming physical feature.
Seen one provider but can't seem to get over what she might think. I know its about the green but you can only expect providers to tolerate so much.
Should I disclose these inadequacies before I contact a provider?
Do I remunerate a provider more for having to deal with this?


crankyasianman 18 Reviews 2880 reads
posted
2 / 18

my opinion is do not mention it to them. it is about the green to them. just be nice and courteous.

Carrie of London 2741 reads
posted
3 / 18

I don't see what 'inadequacies' you are talking about.  Men and women come in all sorts of different shapes, sizes, colours, heights etc.  Nothing that you have described about yourself sounds in anyway out of the ordinary or anything to be self conscious about.  I can't think of any reason you would need to disclose any of this in advance to a provider.  She is (hopefully) a professional and has most probably seen a greater variety of shape, size, ability and inability of human flesh than you can imagine.  

It really doesn't sound to me like you have anything to worry about at all, physically.  Not much you can do about penis size but if your hairy back bothers you then have it waxed.  If you're unhappy with your weight then maybe getting a personal trainer and nutrional advice would help you get to a body weight/shape you would prefer.  Taking control of such things really can improve self esteem.

orthodx 13 Reviews 4456 reads
posted
4 / 18

As Carrie said, no one expects you the hobbyist to be hansome.  They expect you to be clean, courteous, respectful and not pose a danger to them.  Oh, and they expect you to pay them.

Anything else is a bonus.  According to the ladies size doesn't matter.  They are really more interested in technique.  So have fun, treat the ladies right and I sure they will be happy to see you over and over again.

singleton 5 Reviews 3628 reads
posted
5 / 18


the last thing most folks around these parts automaticaclly think to associate the label "PORNSTAR" with .... is another freaking MAN or hobbyist!  LOL

at first i thought you were yet another anonymous provider bemoaning the fact that she's not the typical (STEREO-typical) surgically-enhanced collagen-injected orificially-accomodating PORNSTAR!

but seeing as how you're just another schlub (like me), i might as well pause here and give you the micro-benefit of my 15+ veteran dog-years of hobbying experience, a "gift" to you my fellow brother in arms ... and which is:

RELAX  .... this is NOT about what YOU look like ... why do you think we're paying the providers that kinda money to bed us down in the first place? ... really, think about it for a second ... you wanna know why we're PAYING THEM MONEY to bang our retarded brains out? ... i'll tell you why:  

be-cuz ... Brad Pitt et al. ISN'T, WON'T and NEEDN'T!!!  ... ROFLMAO

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dude, this is NOT DATING ... which is entirely the point behind hobbying ... if we wanted to be judged, ridiculed, "down-sized" and nagged to death ... we'd just go home like the properly-trained pet DOGS that we are to our owner wives/GFs/Mistresses/etc

this is YOUR turn in the driving seat my friend ... ENJOY ... and drive safe!

:-)



Homer Simpson 2818 reads
posted
7 / 18



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Jimbomania 8 Reviews 3821 reads
posted
8 / 18

Dude ... relax. All is well within your world my friend. As Carrie, singleton and everyone else has stated, the ladies we see are professionals and should be treated as such. Size is of no matter. I'm hairy too, all over. The ladies I've seen kinda enjoyed snuggling up to a teddy bear, so have your back shaved or waxed if it bothers you, and the 15 pounds ... well, I'll tell you this, I weigh about 415 pounds. At that weight I can take a healthy shit and lose 15 pounds.

15 pounds is minimal, and could be lost safely and permanantly in a couple of months with proper exercise, water intake and eating habits.

I was the same way you are when I first started getting into the hobby. So much so I posted a similar question to the boards, and got three replies directly from quality providers. Since then, I have seen two ladies, one of which was among those who contacted me after that original post. The other was so slender and pretty I never thought I'd have such luck to spend time with such a petite lady ... let alone play around.

I have had little problems regarding my size. In fact, the ladies have seemed to appreciate a true gentleman who appreciates them and what they do. Which is, for a brief time anyway, to take care of us.

So chill ... find a good independant provider, take a shower before you leave the house and preferrably when you get to her place, brush your teeth, let her take the lead ... and have a good time.

Jimbomania

Tatoogirl74 4273 reads
posted
10 / 18

the only thing I would prefer a gent to tell me before the session is if he is extremly large or if he is in a wheel chair.

I have nothing against these two things, I have accomodated both of them, but they both are a little shocking when you walk into the room and have no idea.

Shaye

sedonasandiego See my TER Reviews 3452 reads
posted
11 / 18

And this, I would've PM'd to you, but realize I cannot (?). Had a verbal conversation with someone who's seen you and was told you have one of the most stunningly beautiful faces ever!

Rocky123 5067 reads
posted
12 / 18

Thats Classic! " I can take a healthy shit and lose 15 pounds!!"  Damn I was Crying!!

Just like Jimbo said and I know many top ladies that see all types, shapes and sizes.

Just be clean and nice and the ultimate gentleman and you will have a great time with just about any lady out there.

Rock

abs-olute 3484 reads
posted
13 / 18

.... and to add to all of the wise words above - don't get hung up on the opinion or more likely what you fear will be the opinion of any escort you see - but more importantly don't seek only the company of escorts who you feel may 'accept' you.

There are literally millions of ladies out there who you'll encounter in everyday life who won't be as shallow and self -centered as you fear and will accept you for who you are.

tripNatl 34 Reviews 3770 reads
posted
14 / 18

If you want to tip, tip whatever you feel comfortable with.  Tip for great service though, not for poor self-esteem.  Whenever you're feeling down on yourself, repeat this phrase.

I am NOT a Hedgehog.  I am NOT a Hedgehog.

AutumnRayne 5096 reads
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15 / 18
Puck 20 Reviews 3085 reads
posted
16 / 18

Having been blessed with the opportunity to spend some time with this fine lady I'm not surprised at her response. She is stunningly beautiful, and her persona eclipses her considerable charms.

HarryLime 10 Reviews 5959 reads
posted
17 / 18

If you are overweight, lose it.  You can do it.  It takes a lot of exercise -- most of the exercise is pushing your chair away from the table (or yourself away from the fast food counter).

As to the size of your penis, remember the song "It's not the meat, it's the motion".... Harry

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