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Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

Enzo-Ferrari761 reads

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Foodyguy464 reads

to get more cash.

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CubbieFan2299 reads

Posted By: Foodyguy
to get more cash.

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perfectstorm257 reads

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lungman261 reads

that's what makes you so damn cute.
i for one, love short women, but midgets give me the creeps!!!

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saturnsky429 reads

Crazyshit this section is for you...I grab the money and rub it all over my naked body, having orgasm after orgasm.

For Enzo, if he's a nice respectful gent, who is clean, and treats me like a human being and conducts the biz end as expected, he is in for a great time and when I see that I have made his day that much better, I will consider a job well done.

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Dr Who revived267 reads

But I like to rub money all over my naked body as well.

But do you squirt as well?  :D

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saturnsky271 reads

You would find me very boring. Actually reading all these posts and why who does what and for what reason, I have finally worked out what it is that keeps the guys I see coming back and some for over 10 years.

The primary reason can't be the sex. I am vanilla and proud of it and have no need to change things up, expand my menu etc. etc. The guys I see like that part the way it is, or they would have moved on. I guess it's more what I do outside the bedroom that really makes the difference for these guys.. I am not really sure what that magic recipe is, just that it has worked so very well for a really long time.

I guess what creates the magic for me is how I see these guys transform from when I first meet them to the present time. And sex has really so very little to do with it.

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macdaddy1944272 reads

short guys are hung like a horse..good things always cum in small packages..

-- Modified on 8/18/2012 11:54:56 AM

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raganriley205 reads

Then I would say "Hey How are you?" and move forward...there is nothing wrong with being short!!!! I am Short!!!

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DVSONE264 reads

Tyrion Lannister from HBO's "Game of Thrones" is the baddest mo-fo short hobbyist who's ever lived... he's a hero to short guys everywhere... check out his hilarious wit when confessing his "crimes."

Related Link: Game of Thrones - Tyrion confesses his crimes

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Dr Who revived266 reads

And ripped off those...

YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS ATTRACTION

That'll answer your question without having to drop off a donation.

And wearing platform heels for yourself is cheating  :D

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hiddenhills256 reads

what gives?

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London Rayne223 reads

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Chicken_Choking_Is_Free353 reads

The Wizard of Oz , Snow White , Mini Me or that they will be a dickhead like Napolean.


Not really but who's Keeping score.

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JamesDeenXXX269 reads

Because I've noticed you have posted a few questions regarding appearance....

Just relax and have fun, show up with fresh hygiene, have the correct donation and be a gentleman. You're sweatin' it way too much. Its not like you're going on a "civie" date where your appearance is going to get judged.

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London Rayne312 reads

This is not match.com, it's fks for bucks. Be a gent, clean, and don't rip us off or get rough, and you're golden.

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rel2010279 reads

So far I can attest to this (even though my expereince is still somewhat limited). I am not short or asian .... I am a tall white guy who is overweight (the wonders of a computer job), But I usually scrub my entire body (and I mean EVERYWHERE) with antibacertial soap abd a scrub brush with  in  hour of the session. Dry off COMPLETELY and arrive ON TIME. I treat the gal as if she were a friend of mine and I respect her limits. And I make sure that I hold up my end of any agreement we may've had.
So far in my limited expereince I have not had one bad encounter .... every encounter I have had has been very postive.
Just a viewpoint from a noob.

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GaGambler311 reads

but what was the question again? lol

Oh yeah another stupid question about size, race etc from someone who's handle should have "Prius" in it and not Ferrari, I think perhaps the OP has too many insecurities to even be allowed out of the house alone, much less have sex with strangers.

Dude, unless you are simply a troll, (distinct possibility) grow a fucking pair and go get laid, you are paying for it. and you can't be as heinous as some of the guys I've met at a couple of M&G's that truly look like they lived under a bridge.

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Crazy Diamond303 reads

Been here for over eight years, and that's never been an issue.  If you treat the ladies with class and respect, they will as well.  

If you are insecure because of your lack of stature, remember that there are plenty of providers that are smaller than you.  Taking that approach is not always your best option, though...some of the best ladies (a few of whiom I've been friends with for years) in the game are at the tall end of the spectrum,   And will continue to do so in the future... :)

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Considerthis322 reads

Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
Short People got no reason
To live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
`Round here

Short People are just the same
As you and I
(A Fool Such As I)
All men are brothers
Until the day they die
(It's A Wonderful World)

Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
Short People got nobody
To love

They got little baby legs
That stand so low
You got to pick 'em up
Just to say hello
They got little cars
That got beep, beep, beep
They got little voices
Goin' peep, peep, peep
They got grubby little fingers
And dirty little minds
They're gonna get you every time
Well, I don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
Don't want no Short People
'Round here

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graywolf60210 reads

Must be a slow day on the board on Sundays. Check back in when it gets a bit more cerebral. gf60

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