Well it finally happened, things were just getting interesting and there is a knock on the upscale hotel room door...the door that I knew had a DND sign on it.  It was housekeeping and she shooed her away but I was hearing walkie talkie noises in the hall for a few minutes after so I was a little freaked out.  As I found out later it was just an overeager housekeeping staff trying to make up for ignoring an earlier request, but I turtled pretty fast and it took a bit of time to calm down and get going again.  Funny in retrospect and a bit silly but it was my first time seeing the lady and it freaked her a little, too!  It all turned out well (quite well in fact) but it got me wondering, what's your best/funniest/scariest untimely interruption story?

it was my third time seeing a lovely Latina who used to work for an agency but had gone independent.  I rarely repeat but we seemed to have good chemistry....

Even if it was LE,  what proof do they have in a case like that  
as long as you both don't say anything to incriminate yourselves

right?  

With or without the DND sign, but I've never missed a stroke because of it. As you said, even if it were LE, fucking is not illegal.

This didn't happen too me but a lady I've seen several times was quite vocal. She told me after one of her sessions the phone rang and it was the manager. he said he would like her to come down to chat. So she goes down and meets with him. He said there had been several calls from other guests concerned about the lady in room ###.  he then told her that he was pretty sure he knew what she was up to and could you please leave.

Boyfriend scares me! I was on an out of state trip and a friend had given me the number of a provider that he had seen and called her to vouch for me. When I got checked in I called her and soon I was knocking on the door of her apartment. Nice enough place, and she let me in looking HOT! But this was a non-TER provider that I knew almost nothing about, and I just blithely followed her down the hall, little head in control. I never even thought to ask if there was anyone else there.

got a watch out for the boyfriends. Years ago, at a very nice boutique hotel, all of a sudden there's a pounding on the room door, definitely not maid/room service. The lovely young lady excused herself from the bed,  mentioned to me it was her bf, and went over to the door, and in no uncertain terms told the bf to get lost.

do not disturb signs had "maid please make up this room" on the backs of them.

People's carelessness about which side was showing, or the screwing around of jokesters who like to reverse the signs led the hotels to discontinue that practice.

I bet plenty of maids were getting pissed off also about walking in on people screwing all the time also.

I'm not too loud, but I do remember meeting this one guy (lol).  After he came, I swear to God, he stood up on the bed and HOWLED and beat his chest like King Kong!  I laughed so hard, but oh my god he was so loud the whole session!  Moaning like it was a male porn audition.  I can't believe no one complained.

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I how don't remember how many hotels had em like that but it prolly does lead to more confusion.  It's not too hard to call front desk and ask for maid to clean up anyway.

We were busy making a lot of noise and...knock knock, housekeeping!  "Not now"  she yelled and the door closed quickly.  We both were amazed at this because the DND sign was on the door, but oh well.  We laughed it off and finished our date with a quieter activity.  

...too bad for the maid he was lurking.

Dear Gambler:
I am just wondering if LE was looking at a girl and if she was on the Hotels wireless would they go in undercover as the room service to make a bust.  Just consider yourself lucky. Also a good question to ask the providers is how are they disposing their condoms? That would be a tell tale sign if they are excessive although you can not bust someone on the amount alone.  

to sit on the floor up close and watch while she came on my cock.  he could lick her after I was done with her if he liked.   just a whiny cuckold probably....

Only the act of "paying her" to fuck you is illegal. Unless you are caught in the act of paying her, OR you are stupid enough to admit to it to LE, there is nothing LE can do.

If she has a dozen used condoms in the wastepaper basket then maybe I could be guilty of fucking a wanton slut, but unless I admit to paying her for the privilege, I still am not guilty of a crime.

I can't think of the last "hot maid" I have even seen in a hotel, much less how many have ever walked in on me. So the answer to your question would be an unfortunate "No"

I was enjoying some pre-game chat with my ATF when hotel management knocked at the door.  There had been some confusion when I checked in a few hours earlier and evidently the front desk was still confused.  They asked my name and it lined-up with the name they had on their rooming list so they apologized, wished me a pleasant night and left.  I'm not sure if they even saw my ATF seated at the table sipping on her beverage but we were both still in street clothes so I really wasn't too concerned.

Gambler although you are correct on all counts, the presence of prophylactics would be the first thing the constabulary would look to use as a question on the propensity of behavior and activity transpiring in the room.  Also the monitoring of online activity would be another place they would have surveillance as well. Not that you are guilty but it would look like that.

The fact that we were having sex would not even be arguable. My point still stands, without any evidence that the sex was "paid for" sans either of our admissions of guilt, LE was have zero, zilch, nada to go on. They would most likely press us to confess, but unless one of both of us were an idiot they would be forced to let us go.

I am not worried in the least about LE busting down the door "after" I am engaged in sex. The biggest risk is when one of the two parties already in the room is LE, and at that point it's too late to matter.

I was by myslef taking a shower (there suites have clear glass shower doors) and a maid opene the door and came in. I said I don't need anything, but she came into the bathroom looked at me and didn't move. I said I don't need anything and she stayed a few more seconds, dropped some towels down and left.

there is just no reason to be so loud.  I'm sure she says she can't help it.  yea, right.  she could at least put a pillow over her mouth.

...the guy from across the hall.  Apparently the two ladies and myself were getting a teensy bit loud!  We didn't answer the door, but played in a lot more subdued fashion after that.  :

Exactly what should have been done. Great presence of mind on your part and your mates.

You two are the only ones know what you are doing as long as you don't act all nervous and say stupid things. Hotel staff see 100's people coming and going in a day may be thousands in week. Being self conscious is the death of confidence.

and we did the deed.

had the morning off so I made a date for a romp in the sack.  While in the cuddle phase after round #1, there was a knock on the door.  The co-worker wanted to know if I wanted to go for a walk.  My reply, "no, I'm busy answering email.  See ya for lunch.  It did scare the lady I was with.  Luckily, this was not my first time seeing her.

happen once. But the door latch was on so she couldn't get in and kindly went away.  

To be honest I expected more horror stories but kind of glad no one had any tragedies to share!  In retrospect I feel stupid for even being concerned but I'll give myself a pass since it was the first time!