Write Review
2,076,156 Total Reviews 3,651 New Reviews
14,317 Users Online

TER General Board

She won't but...
AWomanLikeNoOther 339 reads
posted

find out who will." Brilliant!

Staff1976 reads

Here is the a copy of the new full page color ad we will be running in all Penthouse publications (Penthouse, Penthouse letters, girls of Penthouse, etc), all Hustler publications, and the Westword newspaper's entertainment guide for the democratic national convention

-- Staff

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct693 reads

I'll just say I hope you know what you're doing.

To quote a favorite provider of mine,

"Good luck with that".

ReplyQuoteReport
Greg_H487 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
R2Detour453 reads

Very cool if you ask me, but where'd you get my pic?

Heh!

ReplyQuoteReport
johnhuntback380 reads

Let's see....Penthouse, Hustler, and the Democratic National Convention...Quite a threesome!!! I see a slight lowering of standards!! But that's just my take on it.
jhb

ReplyQuoteReport
Staff503 reads

Lowering of standards?

Actually, we have had full page ads in 11 national magazines for over 5 years (Penthouse, Penthouse letters, girls of Penthouse, etc and all Hustler publications). This combined with the over 40 weekly newspapers (LA weekly, Village Voice, Creative Loafing, New Times, etc.), over 25 million monthly purchased banner impressions (google, myspace, adult friend finder, etc), and over 5000 websites that link to us, have contributed to the over 1 million registered users of TER.

-- Staff

ReplyQuoteReport
tuesday4u521 reads

I cant say i quite get it...but then again ...
I didnt get it over a decade ago when i saw the 1st TER ad either.

ReplyQuoteReport
Jack Nicholson532 reads

Cool! Just don't turn your list over the FBI!  
There is enough for them to do tracking down Clients 1-8, etc.
It is getting so that there is no privacy and descreet little afternoon meetings!

ReplyQuoteReport
Shlomo Shlong Dong322 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
DC.199 reads

a "TER Reviewed Ladies" pictorial in Penthouse?  Synergy.

ReplyQuoteReport
famkejensen365 reads

You couldn't have captured the typical client if you tried. And people wonder why escorts charge what they charge. No offense guys, if you were a male escort would/could you screw his female counterpart?

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct330 reads

Although it may be a guy for all we can tell.

ReplyQuoteReport
AWomanLikeNoOther242 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct617 reads

I assumed it was an alias cuz there were no links to a profile or reviews.  Didn't see the box...my bad.  So it is either the one I can find or it is an "unidentifiable"...and if it is the one I found, "Rrrreeeooowww!"

-- Modified on 8/9/2008 5:17:05 PM

ReplyQuoteReport
zisk883 reads

probably not

As for "No offense guys..."
nonsense. Of course you intended to offend.

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct419 reads

For once I agree with you.  The post was uncalled for.

ReplyQuoteReport
famkejensen331 reads

Come now gentlemen, since when has this board never offended an escort by being honest. I am not male and I thought those on here had thicker skin OR is it you can dish it out but can't take it?


On second thought I did kind of ruin your illusion and fantasy and for that I do apologize.

ReplyQuoteReport
dblhappy223 reads

This does shine the light in one of the corners we'd probably rather not want to see.  Then again, this is a General Discussion board, open to everyone and I usually find famke's posts refreshing.

I find that if I don't generally like the way a poster communicates, I simply don't read their messages.  Easy enough.

ReplyQuoteReport
AWomanLikeNoOther289 reads

I didn't care too much for most of that post either, but it really DOES look like the typical client.

ReplyQuoteReport
MrSelfDestruct397 reads

I guess you are like at least like famkejensen in that respect.

By continuing the point fj made (like, duh, the guy was selected by Staff SPECIFICALLY to look like the "typical" TER hobbyist), all you do is invite guys to start making negative generalizations about the similarities between providers.

I myself have met many hobbyists, whether at "meet and greets" or one on one, and while you could say that there is some similarity between them, given that they are males and in a fairly similar age range, there is quite a lot of difference between the guys I know.

ReplyQuoteReport
AWomanLikeNoOther235 reads

Who said the generalization I was making was negative? I just found it amusing. I'd do that guy, and he and I would BOTH enjoy it ;)

(And there's already such a thread about negative similarities between providers, right on the front page.)

-- Modified on 8/10/2008 11:58:11 AM

Related Link: http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?MessageID=267943&boardID=1...

ReplyQuoteReport
VeracitysVengeance165 reads

Imagine having the sobering epiphany as a young man that it is money that makes a man attractive to women. Then 25 years later and very wealthy you realize you must now pay for it.;-)

ReplyQuoteReport
AWomanLikeNoOther647 reads

Perhaps some women are primarily attracted to money, but certainly not all. Personally, neither money nor status impresses me. Intelligence combined with common interests and a similar sex drive, on the other hand, make for a yummy match. ;)

ReplyQuoteReport
zisk229 reads

I heard they are running a special on advertising for their upcoming issue on "Corduroy Pillows are Making Headlines"

ReplyQuoteReport
thoughtfull334 reads

John Edwards; he won't be getting any at home for a long, long time.

ReplyQuoteReport
HaleyOrlando315 reads

This is the best $20 I have spent this month for my VIP. This community is growing so fast with all the free adverts from the press.

TER is a great community and I know it has great potential next to consumer reports. Next thing you know it'll be on the NewYork stock exchange

Hope everyone stays safe in 2008
Kisses Haley

-- Modified on 8/9/2008 1:19:33 PM

-- Modified on 8/9/2008 1:20:14 PM

ReplyQuoteReport
IMALLIN288 reads

Teradyne, Inc.
Can't even use HOOK. Craft Brewers Alliance, Inc uses that. If they go public, we'll have to have a survey to come up with a good ticker symbol.

ReplyQuoteReport
InspectorMorse281 reads

But, fortunately (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it), CBJ is taken, by AB Svensk Exportkredit.

ReplyQuoteReport
944146288 reads

There's a gentlemen's club called Rick's Cabaret, symbol "RICK" on Nasdaq.

Yes, maybe they can buy out Teradyne to get their TER symbol.....hostile takeover.....

ReplyQuoteReport
GaGambler271 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
hungry1951458 reads

I saw the post on the LA Board, looking for a model for your new ad. Is this guy one of the REAL hobbyists that sent you a picture. If so, then I guess he really is represenative of who we are.

One more thing---C'mon, at least give us a hint as to who he is. Just kidding.

ReplyQuoteReport
Staff506 reads

I will never tell.....

-- Staff

ReplyQuoteReport
charlie445269 reads

Nice add, but I use a MAC.

ReplyQuoteReport
Amanda Leigh353 reads

I like the line..."TheEroticReview.com .....The Worlds Largest GENTLEMEN'S Club", but I'm not loving the other text. It's a little to blatant/obvious for my taste and in my opinion doesn't reflect what a great, upscale and truly valuable site TER is for both the hobbyist as well as the provider. But that's probably much more of a 'female-minded' view of the ad. And, hey, ...you're not trying to market it towards us anyway, LOL ;-)

Personally, I absolutely love the "Will She...???" ad campaign. Very clever, simple, and intriguing. ........... Will she??? Will she what??!!?? I want to know!! Tell me now!! LOL!!! .....It makes you want to look and see what it's all about. And I think it has that 'get under your skin' type of quality that would intrigue someone to check the site out who otherwise probably would not.

Combining the whole "Will She...???" campaign with the Gentlemen's Club concept, how about an image of a guy at a gentlemen's club with a disappointed look as an exotic dancer takes all of his money. Have the caption read "She Won't !!!....", in reference to the dancer, ".....But Find Out Who Will !!!" . Then have "TheEroticReview.com .....The Worlds Largest GENTLEMEN'S Club." across the bottom .

Big kisses,
Amanda ;-)

ReplyQuoteReport
944146333 reads

Plenty of big ad agencies & corps. would no doubt pay you for your informed opinions....this kind of stuff.....you could have a title & a corner office, Madison Avenue awaits:)

It reminds me of the hair color ad though, "Does she, or doesn't she, only her hairdresser knows for sure" probably before your time though....

ReplyQuoteReport
AWomanLikeNoOther340 reads

find out who will." Brilliant!

ReplyQuoteReport
angel103002284 reads

ReplyQuoteReport
Post Reply Back To Forum
Register Now!