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Scratch n Sniff ! Make sure no yeast is growing ....
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Posted By: London Rayne
I'd beat his damn ass , wtf is up with the smelly girls , damn ladies y'all making us look bad , disinfect .
If you are turned off by that assertion then keep looking.
What the hell is the poor gal supposed to say to you?
If you want to chance it, then chance it.
There's no 100% certainty with anything.
I would find another provider....but if you really just want to be Captain Save-a-hoe then I would send an anonymous email to her with the highlighted parts of those reviews and let her know that this is what people are saying about her!
That was great 
Thank you for the laugh .
Capt save a Hoe indeed , great stuff Kendall Lynn
I think it is a bad idea to ask. Think about it the other way around.... A provider screens you and says "your references are good, but a few of them have said that your penis stinks. Can you comment on that?" What do you say to that? Let's say you just plain disagree with them.... How do you think it will affect the mood when you just know the provider is sniffing at your crotch trying to decide whether she is going to return the envelope and GTFO?
"Does your vagina smell funky?" Is not exactly conducive to a GFE.
Your options as I see it:
1. Deal with it. Some girls smell a bit, some smell a lot, and sometimes the smell is hot and attractive and other times it is not. You probably never pre-sniffed a girl in your civvie life, and I will bet that you have never backed out of sex because of smelly vag.
2. Take a shower together and get her pudendum nice and clean. Use baby soap or something similarly gentle, and don't get soap up her vag. Washing each other can be an intensely erotic experience. Enjoy it.
3. Find a different provider
My friend advised me to use Vagisil soap...on stinky guys' nether regions! It (almost) kills puba-stank. Tried it out this past summer...I put it in a pretty bottle and pretended that it was some luxe sexy sudsy soap meant for fun in the shower It worked like a charm.
Love it!! Great Idea! So long as you share the shower & use it yourself... no one will have a clue. ONe fav & I used to start with a sexy shower with lots of hot petting but no real action (not covered yet) but we dried off & hit the sheets... great fun.
Posted By: tg_baby
My friend advised me to use Vagisil soap...on stinky guys' nether regions! It (almost) kills puba-stank. Tried it out this past summer...I put it in a pretty bottle and pretended that it was some luxe sexy sudsy soap meant for fun in the shower
It worked like a charm.
Robin bring me the air freshner ! Lol !
If even three guys said that, I would run. Some odor is just that person, and others can be an STD. Many women have an acidic smell/taste whilst others have a more alkaline or sweet smell/taste. Diet, smoking, drugs, etc. all contribute to that. It is not the once in a while review you should be concerned with, but the CONSISTENT theme in them.
Whether that's weight, age, service, etc. if half of her reviews say something is off, probably a good sign that they are not all full of shit. What happens is a girl can only go so long with hiding something and once ONE guy brings it up, others also think it's ok. The first guy who disputed her claims was the lamb so to speak, and the others have an easy in to also say the same thing.
It's just like a gal who has all 10s and suddenly gets an 8. You usually see other 8s come after that one, which is why some fight so hard to keep that from happening...they know if a guy touched on something, other guys are going to notice it, and review it at that point.
I joked about tuna once, still paying for it. Find another.
it subtly changes the approach on the OP. VERY subtle stuff. Do NOT try this yourself without my guidance or the guidance of a very senior board member.
there is a need for greater specificity, particularly on the smelly questions!
Think about it but don't over think it! I'm sure she is aware of all the comments made in her reviews so it is up to her to address her unfortunate odor issues. But, besides that, I'm sure your list of personal preferences does not include "vaginal odor" so move on! You will have no one to blame but yourself if you make the time & $ investment only to regret it. Leave it alone and move on. If your bring it up to her she will take offense and tell you off or simply end the conversation. What would YOU do if someone inquired about your odor?!
Find a tactful way to approach the issue. After all, she will absolutely tell YOU if a shower is required
Smelly vag is not exactly an easy message to send to a girl. Telling a guy he smells and needs a shower is like telling a child that their nose is running again..... Something they hear every few days...... And it is not like we don't know that dirty dick smells bad - we have all been in public restrooms.
Posted By: parvenu
There's a provider in my area with pictures that are very hot. Her rate is fair, she's the right age for me, location is good...her reviews are mixed, however, with several of them complaining about an odor where there should be no odor...not all the reviews say that, but 3 or 4 do.
Is it ok for me to bring this up in my initial phone contact? Do I ask if she reads her reviews and think they are accurate? or what?
And some oysters make you sick to your stomach
Especially in the summer months , certain waters are tainted ...yuk....was that expression , dining at the Y or dying at the Y ....if it ain't fresh throw it back ! Gotta be some bad fish out there .... they all can't be keepers !
Posted By: Thoracicsurgeon
And some oysters make you sick to your stomach
Yes, I'm sure she would love that conversation with you. Let us know how it works out
when you let her know her JayJay stinks. LMFAO
Are you looking for approval? What are you? A Moron!
Yes, please bring it up in the initial phone contact and let us know how it goes. It will be very entertaining.
must be a hormonal thing, medication, food, IDK. Asparagus, whatever...
wasn't a provider, but I ran far, far away from pussy for quite a while after that.
Ugh. flashbacks... never did tell her tho. Maybe that's why she complained guys couldn't eat her good, lol. they were plugging their noses.
This happened ages ago. I had just started dating a gal and we had already had sex a few times prior. One night after a night out...we had gone to my place...started messing around and I was about to DATY. It was exact situation. I just straight out said...do you mind if I clean it before we start. She gaveme a quizzical look...I just got up..went to bathroom..got a hand towel...came back...wiped myself down and then her and we continued. No fuss...no muss. Just said we were both sweaty from partying and that was that.i will admit ..in a future conversation. ..she told me it cleans itself. I looked at her and said.."No hon...a pussycat cleans itself...a pussy doesn't. "Sheesh. She got the hint.
Posted By: parvenu
There's a provider in my area with pictures that are very hot. Her rate is fair, she's the right age for me, location is good...her reviews are mixed, however, with several of them complaining about an odor where there should be no odor...not all the reviews say that, but 3 or 4 do.
Is it ok for me to bring this up in my initial phone contact? Do I ask if she reads her reviews and think they are accurate? or what?
Simply put..........your nose KNOWS!
A female knows when her snatch smells just as a guys knows that his genital area smells......
and it's the same when it comes to ones bad breath... YOUR NOSE KNOWS!
So IF you want to take the chance of seeing the girl who's had more than one smelly review reports....then take that chance...and go ahead and make her aware of her smell before you meet....see how well that goes over with her.
But come on dude...she knows! She simply doesn't care....or she would of done something about it and CHECKED her snatch prior to any date!!
Posted By: parvenu
There's a provider in my area with pictures that are very hot. Her rate is fair, she's the right age for me, location is good...her reviews are mixed, however, with several of them complaining about an odor where there should be no odor...not all the reviews say that, but 3 or 4 do.
Is it ok for me to bring this up in my initial phone contact? Do I ask if she reads her reviews and think they are accurate? or what?
