I am sure that is the reaction from your dates as well.

I didn't have money on you to begin with, but FIDIOT is kicking your ass for the SPOTY, the best you can hope for is maybe BPOTY (boring poster of the year)

You need some new material, this act has been run into the ground.

It was probably self administered Sodium Pentothal

How else could she get through an hour of your tongue scraping?

Fine...remember to leave the TV on to Wheel of Fortune.  The gals love to out guess the contestants.

And plenty of oohhhs and aahhhs as they struggle to beat the contestant to the answer.

Let's try an example....It's a rhyme puzzle

FI_I_T   _S   AN  IDI_T

See...I can hear some ooohhs and aahhhs as they guess.  Maybe it was Tony and Marla making the noise...I can't be sure.

My favorite thing to do. I've actually had a provider tell me she loved when I came over because she couldn't wait for me to eat her out. I had a few more cancel appts.to see me because they know what I do lol. Lastly had one drive an hour away to see me for a tongue lashing.