Real life dating (risk to newbie hobbyist) (Some tongue-in-cheek fun to lighten things up)

* After an hour of sex with your girlfriend, you either get up to leave or ask if you can extend.

* You invite your girlfriend over and specify outcall.

* When talking about what you like sexually with a new girlfriend, you tell her you enjoy GFE with DATY and BBBJTCIM using initials.

* When you call your girlfriend for a date, you specify a day, time and either an hour or hour and a half.  "Are you available Friday night at 5 for 1 hour?"

* During sex with your girlfriend, you ask if greek is extra.

* You tell your girlfriend you would have given her a 10 for performance, but she doesn't offer greek.

* )ou ask your girlfriend to whitelist you and inquire as to whether you can use her as a reference.

* When you meet a woman at a bar and want to give her your phone number, you also give her your P411 I.D.

* If your girlfriend has an attractive friend, you inquire about the cost of a doubles.

* You call your longterm girlfriend from her driveway or parking lot to tell her you have arrived and ask for the room number

* You bring a plain white envelope filled with cash to your girlfriend's place and put it on the coffee table in plain sight.

* You tip your girlfriend when you leave.
* You ask your girlfriend if she offers multiple cups.

* You ask a woman you meet at a bar if she has any reviews.

* You give a lady your "hobby phone" number.

And the biggest clue that the hobby is affecting your dating life..

* Your girlfriend forgets your date and doesn't call and you post a thread on your local TER Board about a NC/NC.



-- Modified on 5/6/2010 12:32:13 AM

Thanks..had a good chuckle. Let's make one for a provider with her BF...that could be just as hysterical.

A few years ago a guy posted here wondering if his new GF had once been an escort. After they had sex for the first time she went to the bathroom and returned with a warm washcloth to clean him up...

Did she screen him or ask for his P411, Datecheck or Rs200 id? Or did she have her fave cd playing and just as it finished got up and said, " great time with you, would like a bottled water to go"?

and more than justified the price of TER this month.

#&%@ flannel pajamas that button all the way up to the neckline, with the slippers built in. Especially since I bought the SO numerous outfits from Victoria Secret, which she stores on the top self of the closet, and never wears

This really just put a smile on my face...thank you

A fuck buddy type of friend gets dressed to leave, and you automatically look over at the nightstand for an envelope. I may have done this more than once. lol

that is how i knew she had been or was still married