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When you can say "I'm no longer a newbie"
jagelware 28 Reviews 1017 reads
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1 / 43
When you can say "I'm no longer a newbie"

Question form more experienced hobbyists.
When I can say I've become an intermediate hobbyist -- no longer a newbie --

A bit of background on me:
1) Almost 1 year in the hobby
2) I have 9 reviews - 2 more on the works --
3) I research well providers -- mostly from Eros --  I want to meet, so I usually get very good experiences
4) I do not suffer from the Madonna-Whore complex, so I treat girls well and respectfully, and so far all of them said would like to see me again.
5) I'm a regular with a couple of providers
6) I do not have any moral or psychological problems while hobbying -- no problem finding girls on my own, just no strings attached --

Is it something else I'd need to accomplish?

Dr Who revived 830 reads
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2 / 43
When you pass the TER intermediate exam

I believe the next sitting for the test in Boston is May 27th.

You'll need to pass that before you're allowed to consider yourself "no longer a newbie"  :D

We all have gone that route...good luck to you.
Posted By: jagelware
Question form more experienced hobbyists.  
 When I can say I've become an intermediate hobbyist -- no longer a newbie --  
   
 A bit of background on me:  
 1) Almost 1 year in the hobby  
 2) I have 9 reviews - 2 more on the works --  
 3) I research well providers -- mostly from Eros --  I want to meet, so I usually get very good experiences  
 4) I do not suffer from the Madonna-Whore complex, so I treat girls well and respectfully, and so far all of them said would like to see me again.  
 5) I'm a regular with a couple of providers  
 6) I do not have any moral or psychological problems while hobbying -- no problem finding girls on my own, just no strings attached --  
   
 Is it something else I'd need to accomplish?

cantdance 95 Reviews 588 reads
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3 / 43
Re: When you pass the TER intermediate exam

I think its a 3 part exam like the CFA

 
part 1 easy  parts 2 and 3 is much harder

harborview 10 Reviews 574 reads
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4 / 43
Don't expect a diploma to hang on your wall!!

I've been hobbying several years...  I've got a good plan working with most of the major stumbling blocks taken care of.  Still I'm aware there are still mistakes to be made & precautions to be taken.  
I'd say you are no longer a newbie when you understand the illusion we play & can keep yourself from major mistakes.  Congradulations!   Just don't get cocky & think there is nothing left to learn!

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 595 reads
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5 / 43
Yes.. One more thing to accomplish

Stop thinking about other hobbyist. What do you care what they do, or think?
You are already accomplished. It is none of my business what you like or don't like.
Do your own thing brother. No amount of reviews can enlighten you....
Just have fun, and STOP thinking!!!


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Dr Who revived 671 reads
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6 / 43
I think the toughest part of the "intermediate " exam was

Answering the question of "this is a number commonly found between 9 and 11"

BUT...doing so while a gal is performing a BBBJCIMNQNS  :D

I had to retake that exam 75 times.
Posted By: cantdance
I think its a 3 part exam like the CFA  
   
   
 part 1 easy  parts 2 and 3 is much harder

Dr Who revived 158 reads
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7 / 43
No problem...the Florida exam is scheduled for May 16th

Have you taken this 75 times as well?

I am looking forward to the "advanced" exam coming up in ChiTown on June 9th.

Gonna be a tough one to get through I'm afraid.

I heard there's a prostate exam involved  :D

inicky46 61 Reviews 575 reads
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8 / 43
If you care enough to even ask the question,

then you're still a noob.  Sorry, that's just the way it workd.  Kind like Catch 22.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 574 reads
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9 / 43
Whats happening in Boston?

I hate beans.. But if they got steak.. Ill go.

BTW.. We have already come to the conclusion of the fact that ChiTown pizza..
Just ain't pizza..  

Here is a point...
Newbies be aware....

There is a big difference between becoming an experienced hobbyist.
And becoming a demanding asshole...
Good sex takes two..
I will admit that I am still trying to figure it out.
But my shield is respect..

Dr Who revived 569 reads
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10 / 43
It's a rhetorical question nick

He has no intentions of passing the exam anytime soon.

Satan wouldn't permit it  :D

And that BBBJCIMNQNS really makes it tough to focus  LOL
Posted By: inicky46
then you're still a noob.  Sorry, that's just the way it workd.  Kind like Catch 22.

Dr Who revived 613 reads
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11 / 43
This gals a recent helper at the exam

And just for you..the exams are at a spa.

Good luck on passing the test

Dr Who revived 155 reads
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12 / 43
I think that these two do the prostate exam

I'll bet that I'll end up taking the exam more than once.

Dr Who revived 139 reads
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13 / 43
I doubt you'll pass the 74th time either

Just got word that this gal is assigned to you for that really tough question that you keep fucking up.

And I doubt you'll do any better here  LOL

1192967 45 Reviews 465 reads
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14 / 43
Had a good teacher huh? She kept making you do it 'til you got it right (eom)


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perfectstorm 19 Reviews 543 reads
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15 / 43
hardy`s rules


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Related Link: hardy`s rules for when you are no longer a newbie

Dr Who revived 521 reads
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16 / 43
Pretty fucking boring test there....

How about this gal is assigned to you?

How many times will YOU be re-taking the intermediate test?

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 544 reads
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17 / 43
Wait a minute! That`s a local girl!

She used to do the Hawaii exam! Then she disapeared. Did she end up in Boston? Shit, and I still haven`t passed. Been waiting for my next retake, but she hasn`t been there. :(

jagelware 28 Reviews 519 reads
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18 / 43
Good feedback

Thanks for the funny answers.

Well, I always had a good laugh with CPA's postings. Yeah, no intentions to get certified as a Professional-John.
Hound ,nobody eats beans in Boston -- those sweet beans are a thing of the past -- it's more seafood and Italian food.

Yes, this was a bit philosophical question. I'm happy in the hobby, just wanted to get some feedback.
But again, didn't' you asked the same question yourselves?
I mean, when I do something I enjoy and care, I want to improve so I ask to the more experienced

jagelware 28 Reviews 575 reads
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19 / 43
Re: hardy`s rules

Finally something of substance, this is the answer I was looking for

Dr Who revived 614 reads
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20 / 43
Thanks for playing...and to pass the test this will be your escort

I'll bet you'll be taking the test at least 75 times...right?

And yea...did my first Beantown trip last year.  Loved the North End...Italian.  Went to Union Oyster...it was OK.  My fave thing was the guided tour of the Freedom Trail.  And nope...this gal wasn't the tour guide  LOL

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 480 reads
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21 / 43
Hardy`s rules are the written part of the test

which you have to pass before you can even attempt to take the practical part of the test. The practical part is the one that stumps us.

And can you send the tester in your picture to Hawaii, since they sent our girl to Boston?

Dr Who revived 145 reads
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22 / 43
Good luck :D

May as well send in your check for the 75th exam as well

jagelware 28 Reviews 662 reads
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23 / 43
Bawstin

Yeah, I'd flunk exams on purpose with all those girls you posted here, lol

Boston is a good market for escorts, smaller than NY or Chicago, but there's money so it attracts 'talent' from other states or countries -- I love Brazilians and eastern Europeans --

I see a considerable difference in the experience from my first time with an escort to the last one -- yesterday --
and most of it cam from the feedback here at TER, but also by having interesting talks with some of the girls, and last but not least Information( books, movies, blogs, PMs to TER buddies --
I rationalize first and act later, so I need information -- that's part of my work -- to make decisions, and so far I'm happy with the outcome. Thanks

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 514 reads
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24 / 43
They replaced her with this one. Now everyone is avoiding the test.



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Dr Who revived 510 reads
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25 / 43
Not everyone

I recall seeing her TER page and some gave her a 9/10.

Udo?

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 514 reads
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26 / 43
True. I should have said most.

I rarely talk in absolutes. (lol, I almost said, "I never talk in absolutes.")
:D

MagicMedic 5 Reviews 128 reads
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27 / 43
How you feel about the south now?

I've had season tickets to LSU football for 20, and that's why I keep going back.

BTW only the one in the right does the prostate thing  

MM

mrfisher 115 Reviews 465 reads
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28 / 43
I hope it is an oral exam. eom


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mrfisher 115 Reviews 507 reads
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29 / 43
Wisest advise I ever got was: There is no such thing as an expert.....

Everyone has something to learn, everyone has something to teach.

This is why it is worthwhile to come to a board like this every day.

followme 580 reads
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30 / 43
When you get the self confidence to know you no longer have to ask that question

thank you
2013 = 28

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 633 reads
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31 / 43
Roger That !!! Mr. Fisher.. [e]


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 521 reads
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32 / 43
That's it! The Fish is my leader. Hail Fish! E


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 497 reads
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33 / 43
I answered your question...

The answer is up to you..
Not us... We can't tell you what to do with yourself.
My advice... Fuck what we tell you!
Figure it out on your own..
We are shit to you...
Gain your own experience, then tell us about it.
Have a nice day :)

russbbj 530 reads
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34 / 43
Re: I think the toughest part of the "intermediate " exam was

9.275???

BadBoyfriend 464 reads
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35 / 43
Re: When you pass the TER intermediate exam

Don't worry, I'll sell you the answers for $$$$

russbbj 139 reads
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36 / 43
Re: I doubt you'll pass the 74th time either

I wonder if Alabama will take a 49 year old applicant? Holy batshit batman

russbbj 597 reads
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37 / 43
Seriously though

You are no longer a newbie. What tells me that more than anything else is your post.

It's really fun to drink good Bourbon, read and respond to the replies. OK, really it's fun to drink good Bourbon. The rest is "icing on the cake".

Honestly though, the only people you need to impress or be concerned about are the providers you see. Especially your regulars. I have a couple regulars, who are wonderful women that give me more than action. At the end of the day though remember this is an arrangement, when the times up, times up. It really is a beautiful thing when you keep it in perspective.  

OK enough of my senseless babble, I need to refill my Bourbon glass.

Happy hunting.

jagelware 28 Reviews 423 reads
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38 / 43
Re: Seriously though

Hey, I just read this, cheers, I'm also having a similar drink (Macallan's)
I enjoyed the feedback, after reading all this I think you and Mr Fisher convinced me I should not be concerned with labels, like newbie, or professional hobbyist. so in any case, I now see I'm no longer need to rely on the TER community to have great experiences with escorts, so I have learned the ropes.
So enough said, good bye to the newbie, welcome to the "hobbyist", without any adjectives, plain and simple.
Jage

jagelware 28 Reviews 162 reads
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39 / 43
Re: Toughest part is leaving Florida to go to Boston(e)

We got lots of Florida girls touring in Boston!

no_email 3 Reviews 727 reads
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40 / 43
Sensless babble is right.

Posted By: russbbj

   
 Honestly though, the only people you need to impress or be concerned about are the providers you see.
I get the concerned part, but impress ?  I thought the Ladies were supposed to impress us.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 483 reads
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41 / 43
when you can stop asking the question. (eom)


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jagelware 28 Reviews 559 reads
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42 / 43
Re: when you can stop asking the question. (eom)

Yes, I now know I wont ask this question again, but this is a sort of rite of passage in the active life of a hobbyist, isn't it?
In short, when you can choose the right providers and you can behave and act properly with a lady, you are no longer a newbie.

Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 560 reads
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43 / 43
well...

Hopefully you already know how to behave around a lady BEFORE you start to hobby.  As far as choosing the right providers goes, I agree experience helps but we still all make bad choices sometimes.

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