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My balls can get "uncomfortably constricted" under some relatively normal circumstances already... add in a "gummy bear sized lump" and I'm starting to feel afraid, very afraid! ;)

I'm going to hold out on this. I'm sure the technology will advance and soon they'll be offering something more like a dimmer switch than an on/off switch. And smaller than a gummy bear.  

Do you like gummy bears?  :D

Wearing the cover is still required in either case, so no point in "fixing" what's not broken!

Posted By: pocohunter
Wearing the cover is still required in either case, so no point in "fixing" what's not broken!
Good point fixing what's not broken.Blue balls until you recover

I had a vasectomy in 1980 so my wife could get off The Pill. No pain, just a little discomfort. Was back at work the next day.

At that time, doctors could install tiny gold-plated valves in the vas deferens that could be turned on if the couple decided to have children. Very expensive option, though.

Wooooaaahhhhh! Ouch! Omg! That sounds really painful.

NO scalpel procedure is the best thing I've ever done ...

When I got married in the late 1950's, It was my wife who handled the birth control responsibilities. I don't think we ever used a condom. We had one child semi planned. After I finished my Graduate education and I had a good job I had a vasectomy. It was a breeze, took about 15 minutes, no pain, I don't remember any problems. Since I had facilities to examine my ejaculate for viable sperm, I didn't even return to the doctor for a followup. My wife didn't need any sort chemicals or iuds, etc, for the rest of her life.Now, almost all of my orgasms are CIM with an occasional FC so I still haven't used a regular condom.

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had vasectomy after 2 children.  easy ,  no problems.  sex with SO entered a new world not having to worry about an unwanted pregnancy.

wouldn't that cause "blue balls"? Just curious :)

No honey, it is the distance between you and I that causes that!  ;)

Posted By: ladyrose317537
wouldn't that cause "blue balls"? Just curious :)

No, it's the lack of ejaculation that causes 'blue balls'. With this little switch, a man can still ejaculate, as with a traditional vasectomy. The sperm thta are produced, just can't combine with the rest of the ejaculate material. Sperm is only a small part of what is contained in ejaculation fluid.

e are living in "the future", after all :D

I can't wait what's in store for 2020

A drone that can carry a person has already been invented in China. Meet the Jetsons ... Anyone?

Posted By: EST1
 
 We are living in "the future", after all :D  
   
 I can't wait what's in store for 2020
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Might be fun to see which woman can "flip my switch"?

Headline: "Man scratches balls and accidentally impregnates wife".

Maybe they should add a red light/green light to show whether the switch is on or off - a Lite-Brite scrotum device.

Great for the guy who can't make up his mind, but I'm good with my irrevocable decision. And that thing looks like it would simply be UNCOMFORTABLE in my nut sack.  

lol

Dear lord, it sounds painful - anything stuck, attached, inserted in the sack sounds painful.  
Makes me wonder about sex with a pierced penis. Ouch.

My balls can get "uncomfortably constricted" under some relatively normal circumstances already... add in a "gummy bear sized lump" and I'm starting to feel afraid, very afraid! ;)

I'm going to hold out on this. I'm sure the technology will advance and soon they'll be offering something more like a dimmer switch than an on/off switch. And smaller than a gummy bear.  

Do you like gummy bears?  :D

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