If she wanted you to skip DATY she wouldn't even mention the shower. Honestly, the last thing I do when I get to an in call is check the bathtub.

Actually, leaving the baby wipes out in plain sight would be the best way to get me to skip DATY...

"Yet when I get there the shower is completely dry. "

  I heard I have a long lost brother.
   The showers should be dried after use, to
 insure the shower area is free of water,  possibly infested with dangerous soap scum bacteria.

How do you know she didn't have 2 bathrooms?

If I had two, I'd keep one for myself and let guests use the second one. It would save me a lot of time having to remove things from it before appointments. (razors, loofa, expensive shampoos, etc.)

But it seems to me she was probably just giving you a plausible excuse for not being ready when she was supposed to be. She could have been busy returning emails or phone calls with other clients but preferred not to tell you that...

I have two bathrooms, one for me and all my make up and private essentials, and one for the gentlemen.  My own private bathroom is always closed off and no one is allowed in.  The men's bathroom is always spotless, cleaned, sanitized, and yes, dry.  : )

But, to be honest, I have also made some stories up about why I wasn't quite ready on time.  But I have never forgone a shower before a meeting.  Ugh!  Some of you men have though.  Double ugh!!

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It's pretty easy to tell if you're in the bathroom where all the getting ready takes place, or if you're in the bathroom used for guests. It's not easy being beautiful- even if you're already naturally beautiful!

I may be weird, but nothing got me hornier than watching my GF's (or ex-wife) get out of the shower with a towel wrapped around her waist, and leaning over the sink to get close to the mirror while she put on her make-up.  Of course, her beautiful breasts were perfectly displayed in the mirror.  Three were a lot of times we were late to dinner just because I find that so sexy to watch.  There were probably just as many times when I got yelled at for trying to come up behind and get something started.  LOL.

I am not going to tell you:

* that my cat just puked on the back of the couch and I'm cleaning it up.

* that my Mom called 5 minutes before you arrived, and in the time it took me to pry myself away from her, I ran out of time to finish the final touches before I see you

* that I just pinched a quick one off, and had to give myself a quick scrub down there so that you don't smell my ass when you DATY.

So, rather than venture into a wide variety of TMI honest explanations for running a few minutes late, I'm going to tell you something like "I'm just finishing drying my hair"

YES! You caught us! We deliberately tell you we just showered, when we haven't seen the inside of a shower in the better part of a month. We know you will be inspecting our showers to check for wetness, and thus, we avoid that whole disagreeable portion of our date in which you actually pay to pleasure us. We ladies are heartily chastened in light of our conspiracy being unmasked. If necessary, I will reluctantly submit to 50 tongue lashes for my part in the ploy. Don't worry, I have baby wipes.

Yet when I get there the shower is completely dry. Ladies, why lie about something that is so obvious that you are lying about it. Is it a ploy too get a guy to forgo daty? Cause I sure as hell skipped daty knowing the girl  lied about having showered before my arrival.she probably baby wiped.

Well I had to take a piss and noticed the shower was dry.it just seems like an odd and pointless thing to lie about.

Good point.

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It's such a sexy kinky feeling.

8o)

away during the beauty ritual.

I like them raw.

Unless your date is with a mosquito, you'd better scrub up.

Give me a fucking break. lmao

Maybe we should all DNS her for telling a little white lie about why she was five minutes late?

Some people really have overactive imaginations. Next thing you know, someone is going to catch a woman faking her O's. lol

I have to say I have never lied about the shower. I have never been asked, lol. They won't view my shower anyway (since im outcall) but jesus if you are concerned about that maybe you should pass, or do a sniff test, or something. I do outcall and try to shower at my appointments if I have another after but okay, is sexual extasy really worth diseases, infections, or just plain DATY? By the way I am a squirter so this stuff should come up in my world more than anyone........xoxo.

only one bathroom in the place and all her stuff was there. excuses are just a pet peeve of mine. there is nothing wrong with saying, i am running a little late, give me X amount of time. accomplishes the same thing, and no lame transparent excuses, cause quite frankly, it is none of my business why you run 5-10minutes late.

I can see why you need the full metal jacket of another alias.

That's what you want to hear, right? You didn't come on here looking for people to make excuses for the lady or come up with possible explanations for the behavior, you just wanted to bitch about your "pet peeve". I'm just guessing this from the way you argue with everybody who presents an opinion.

She should have known that you are a guy who doesn't mind if she's 5-10 minutes late. She should have known that a "lame excuse" was much worse in your eyes than just saying "I'm running a little late". She should have known exactly how you think and what you want, that's what you are paying her for, right?

Bottom line, you caught her in a lie, she is a big fat liar, no more discussion. I'm wondering, was she any good in bed?

it means she's cleaning up after the last guy/the last guy is still there. That all it means. It's just to give her more time.

Unfortunately while you do not care why she is 5-10 min late many guys do, and telling them it is because she is showering offends their sensibilities less than saying the sitter was late coming over so she could go meet you.

A girl could have showered at home before coming to her incall, or could have showered a half hour before you called.

People run 5 minutes late all the time. And convenient white lies like that are a commonplace social lubricant and really no big deal.

As for your withholding daty ... well, what makes you think she's necessarily heartbroken over that? I'm pretty convinced that at least a third of providers don't very much enjoy it and simply pretend to for your benefit anyway.

Either way, imho, you are being silly. She was 5 minutes late. FIVE MINUTES. Big, fat, hairy deal. This isn't emergency surgery on a shooting victim where every second counts. So she gave you a standard white lie. I mean, really, whoopedety doo. Here you are, standing around likely planning to violate who knows how many social mores and legal statutes, and you are worried about what excuse she used for being late?

Wound a little tight?

It was 20 minutes late actually. crap man I was just brining up something I noticed. And to answer your question, yes she was solid in bed, wrote her a good review
but how much better is :
Excuse 1
Excuse 2
Excuse 3
Or
I'm running late give me a few minutes.
Chances are we are going to think you are running late with the guy before  us anyway, no matter what you say.

Guys, don't forget your tampons on these heavy flow days

How about arriving at the hotel to find the lady is still out doing some shopping and has not arrived back to her room yet? I was going to bail, but the little head talked me out of it...