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drink a lot of protein shakes..

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I was watching this porno on the internet, and there were a couple of guys that busted a shit load of semen. Obviously no ordinary man can produce that much semen, however, these porno guys were busting large volumes of semen. It was thick, very white, and of very very large volumes. Man, can you imagine the ecstasy of busting that much semen? And, the porno guys just kept on busting and busting, and I was like, when are they gonna be empty?

At the end of the porno, the girl was covered in this thick white semen, her hair was covered, wet, and drench with it too. I just couldn't believe how semen one man can produce. Then, I knew he had to be taken some type of supplement. There were more than one guy that produced that much semen, there were like 4 guys in the porno that produce the same amount of volume.

I was curious and started looking at the net to see what I can find, and sure enough there are plenty of pills out there for men to increase their semen count. However, I want the right kind of pill that will get me the same type of action as those guys in the porno videos. I want to be like those guys.

Please, can someone help me with this information if they have any experience with it? Please, I need this enhancement because I am insecure of my very small dick, and busting that much nut makes me feel like a man again.

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inicky46224 reads

And, no, I'm not even going to bother to explain.  I just wish I could have used my old alias, PeterNorthsHugeLoad to post this.

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perfectstorm241 reads

This board could get pretty boring without his stories! I'm standing in line for an autographed copy when his book comes out!:)

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Dr Who revived255 reads

And they post all their "testimonials" for you to read as well.

Sheesh Mac...Why not just pick up some of those little creamers at the restauarant and as you're popping open them up...pour them on the gal...and ask her to funnel it into the coffess on the nightstand and drink it for YOUR pleasure :)

Or you can just ask Santa to bring you some "magic" pills next Christmas!

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mrfisher296 reads

and shoot out milk thickened with something like corn starch.

Go back and check them out.

You never see the dick connected to the guy in those scenes.

It is humanly impossible.  I'm not sure even an elephant could send out a load like that.

(And no, I wouldn't want to watch someone try either.)

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Dr Who revived293 reads

Mac is intent on helping boost the economy (and his self-esteem) and you go ahead and tell him about the special F/X they use on a porn shoot :(

Now go ahead and tell him the gals don't have orgasms either.

Sheesh :)

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mrfisher176 reads

Almost as good as Santa Clause's and the Easter Bunny's (Yup, they're real, you didn't think your folks would lie to you, would they?)

Also, the gals have super orgasms that can snuff out a roaring fire.  I've seen they do it at my house.  I even set the house on fire just to watch them.

So relax, everything you see in porn is exactly the way it happened, God's honest truth!

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impposter232 reads

The first time I saw one of those clips the shooter was with some black guy with a mouth full of metal. I couldn't stop laughing out loud. Good thing there was no one around.

Posted By: mrfisher
and shoot out milk thickened with something like corn starch.
In an interview or on r.a.m.e, some starlet-become-producer said that they sometimes used Pina Colada mix to enhance the effect: right color and consistency for video.

Wow. Imagine if the gofer came back with strawberry daiquiri mix by mistake.

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conscientious_hobbyist216 reads

How the heck can you afford to hobby at 17 !!! Where do you get the money from?

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macdaddy1944265 reads

drink a lot of protein shakes..

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ProteinTorpedo243 reads



The protein torpedo is here to save Mac's day! LMFAO

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HalfHour194 reads

Related Link: Dont watch

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golf1953225 reads

Just tell them you want it your way please, EXTRA MAYO.....

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TheHoundOfCullin191 reads

You must be reffering to the ancient technique!  It translates a little funny. Balls on Chin.
You have to hang sandbags from your sack.  Do some sumo style yoga. Add sandbags untill the balls can actually reach the chin.  Take some time.. Now you have enough room for the load!  
With enough practice.. You can become a Chin Master.  The only downfall is....
Like me, if you achieve the title of Chin Master you may be fired from work for carrying you balls around in a little wheelbarrel..

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